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Old 18-06-2024, 03:24 PM #1
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I heard one today.

"I'll keep my eyes peeled" meaning I'll keep a lookout.



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Another meaning something similar :

Be wide - be careful/keep your eyes peeled
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It's not Rocket Surgery.
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It's not Rocket Surgery.

I actually changed that saying to ..

“ It’s not science of the rocket “

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Never heard that before. Only Rocket Science
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…you can’t have your cake and eat it…well you can because you have to have your cake to be able to eat it…or eat someone else’s cake …you can have your own cake and then you can eat it …
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…you can’t have your cake and eat it…well you can because you have to have your cake to be able to eat it…or eat someone else’s cake …you can have your own cake and then you can eat it …
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Ah yes, that's who said it. I remember now. Was thinking Queen Victoria for some strange reason.
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It's not rocket science

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My father has been saying 'Better than a kick up the arse' since I was a kid. It's sort of seeped into my own list of stock phrases over the years.
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I heard that every dinner time as a kid, and so did mine.
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Meaning, what's done is done.

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