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Appearance_Of_A_Junky · 10-11-2009, 09:43 AM

Hello my name (for forums sake) is Appearance Of A Junky, and I have something to show you.

This is my Freak Stick.

Its name in Mr Hessinghamlyshire, its a made up name that I think suits it more than Freak Stick, a job description is not a name.

And shame on you that thought otherwise.

I often point Mr Hessinghamlyshire at freaks, and I would like you to join me in using Mr Hessinghamlyshire to point at freaks as well. (please note, no actual freaks, this isn't the 1930's, even though we are a world in turmoil and depression, its not the 1930's, you using a laptop for gods sake)

MY FREAK OF THE WEEK IS......

Paris Hilton!

Before I even start a few sentences ranting, I would like it to be stated for the record that the 1st picture on google (maybe with safe search off) is one with one of her nipples showing, so before we even start.....Mr Hessinghamlyshire point away.

FREAK

but my biggest joy was when she was correctly sent to jail, he subsequent break down (no, thats not the bit, Im not that heartless – come on, really!), but when she was then sent back to jail to serve her time (Yes people, yes I am that heartless).

So Paris, today Mr Hessinghamlyshire is pointing at you, you freak.

Freak.

Please add your own, vent the anger (no personal attacks though, Paris would hate me if we ever met, and I thank her for it) keep it to those that earn to much money to care.

(ps, yes, I did search for bad pictures of her, though to be fair......freak)

Niamh. · 10-11-2009, 09:50 AM

Lori Petty

Her voice and head irratate me more than any other

Appearance_Of_A_Junky · 10-11-2009, 09:57 AM

I know not of this person, so the voice is beyond me, but I can see what you mean about the head. She looks like an extra from dr who in the 70's.

Niamh. · 10-11-2009, 10:17 AM

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I know not of this person, so the voice is beyond me, but I can see what you mean about the head. She looks like an extra from dr who in the 70's.

lol, she was Keanu Reeves g/f in Point Break and she was the horrible Tank Girl

Appearance_Of_A_Junky · 10-11-2009, 10:28 AM

I remember Tank Girl (not that I watched it mind), I do remember it looking annoying. Mr Hessinghamlyshire will happily point at her.

Freak.

(not you, her)

Niamh. · 10-11-2009, 10:30 AM

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I remember Tank Girl (not that I watched it mind), I do remember it looking annoying. Mr Hessinghamlyshire will happily point at her.

Freak.

(not you, her)

Hooray for Mr. Hessinghamlyshire!!!

setanta · 10-11-2009, 10:53 AM

Paula Abdul has to be worth a mention on here. I mean I've always considered her a freakish little lady, bereft of any kind of wit or intelligence, but her appearance in the film Bruno catapults her into another league of morons. She's up their with the big boys now after this.

Niamh. · 10-11-2009, 10:55 AM

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Paula Abdul has to be worth a mention on here. I mean I've always considered her a freakish little lady, bereft of any kind of wit or intelligence, but her appearance in the film Bruno catapults her into another league of morons. She's up their with the big boys now after this.

I haven't seen Bruno yet, is it good?

setanta · 10-11-2009, 10:56 AM

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I haven't seen Bruno yet, is it good?

If you liked Borat you'll like Bruno. Same song, second verse kinda number. Some great moments in it and I seriously don't know how he does it.

Niamh. · 10-11-2009, 11:00 AM

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If you liked Borat you'll like Bruno. Same song, second verse kinda number. Some great moments in it and I seriously don't know how he does it.

I loved Borat! Bruno is my favorite of his characters though so I'm looking forward to seeing it

setanta · 10-11-2009, 11:02 AM

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I loved Borat! Bruno is my favorite of his characters though so I'm looking forward to seeing it

You can watch it online... I rarely rent movies out anymore. Yes, I'm terrible.

arsenalforever · 10-11-2009, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by setanta

If you liked Borat you'll like Bruno. Same song, second verse kinda number. Some great moments in it and I seriously don't know how he does it.

no Bruno sucked while Borat didn't

eye sea · 10-11-2009, 10:56 AM

Curious post OP. Didn't understand a word of it!

Appearance_Of_A_Junky · 10-11-2009, 11:09 AM

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Curious post OP. Didn't understand a word of it!

oh right, urm, who do you think is a freak?

(the question seems a lot less fun now)

30stone · 10-11-2009, 11:29 AM

Beth ditto deserves her mention..

Shes a disgusting freaky woman, who is morbibly obease and peaches about how skinny girls should eat.

She also just looks freaky.

Appearance_Of_A_Junky · 10-11-2009, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by 30stone

Beth ditto deserves her mention..

Shes a disgusting freaky woman, who is morbibly obease and peaches about how skinny girls should eat.

She also just looks freaky.

Mr Hessinghamlyshire was giving this some thought, worried that it might just be because of her size, then he realised that she would have had to have eaten a helluva lot over a long time to get that way, (and I think her job is fairly active (shes a singer right) she must burn off a few calories often, but just keeps topping up. As such

FREAK!

30stone · 10-11-2009, 10:48 PM

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I know that body image is a huge thing for you. I admire her for just saying f£ck you to all her detractors and going out and performing.

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Originally Posted by Appearance_Of_A_Junky

Mr Hessinghamlyshire was giving this some thought, worried that it might just be because of her size, then he realised that she would have had to have eaten a helluva lot over a long time to get that way, (and I think her job is fairly active (shes a singer right) she must burn off a few calories often, but just keeps topping up. As such

FREAK!

I dont dislike her just because shes fat you know.

Appearance_Of_A_Junky · 10-11-2009, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by 30stone

I dont dislike her just because shes fat you know.

I know, if I thought otherwise Mr Hessinghamlyshire wouldnt of Freaked her.

But I didnt want to come across as a fattist (is that even a word?) fattest would be the fatter of the two - whats a word for someone that hates fatties?

healthy I guess.... (oh know I didn't!)

30stone · 10-11-2009, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Appearance_Of_A_Junky

I know, if I thought otherwise Mr Hessinghamlyshire wouldnt of Freaked her.

But I didnt want to come across as a fattist (is that even a word?) fattest would be the fatter of the two - whats a word for someone that hates fatties?

healthy I guess.... (oh know I didn't!)

Good man lol.

setanta · 11-11-2009, 12:00 AM

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I dont dislike her just because shes fat you know.

Well, come on, it's not just mere coincidence that you've decided to mention a person who's fat.

30stone · 11-11-2009, 12:03 AM

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Well, come on, it's not just mere coincidence that you've decided to mention a person who's fat.

The reason i hate her is the whole.
dont starve yourself young girls you dont have to be overly skinny, eat eat eat.

You will be nice and healthy like me at 5foot 2, with a 17 stone body...

Who is she to preach about what others do with their body in the condition shes in.

Then theres her look in general face.
What she does when ive seen her in magazines and that its disgusting.

Just a vile woman.

Jords · 10-11-2009, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by 30stone

Beth ditto deserves her mention..

Shes a disgusting freaky woman, who is morbibly obease and peaches about how skinny girls should eat.

She also just looks freaky.

Yummy yummy.