[_Seth]

http://www.zimbio.com/Carlos+Camejo/...+knife+Reuters

This is why I'd rather be cremated, or at least buried with my phone or something that could make a lot of noise.

[ILoveTRW]

i dont think you would be able to use your phone after you have been cremated

[_Seth]

Originally Posted by ILoveDC

i dont think you would be able to use your phone after you have been cremated

If I can't be cremated, then I'll be buried with it.

[ILoveTRW]

Originally Posted by Phlip

If I can't be cremated, then I'll be buried with it.

do you know what being cremated means ???

[Jordan.]

Creepy imagine doing the autopsy on someone you think is dead then they just wake up

[*mazedsalv**]

OMFG!!
That must have been petrifying!! This is why Im scared of death... being buried alive!!!

[lily.]

You should watch "The Serpent and The Rainbow". It's an old movie, but it creeped me out, cuz I have a buried-alive fear too.

[Jords]

That would be terrible, I have that fear too.

[InOne]

Yep, cremated is the best.

[Patrick]

HAHA

Imagine him waking up and the doctors all **** themselfs and the first thing the 'dead' guy does is look at the clock and jump up shouting 'OH **** IM MISSING EASTENDERS'

[Stu]

I have a huge fear of waking up in coffins too. Watching Kill Bill Vol. II didn't help.

It's so boring anyway when you think of all the creative things you can do with ashes. And everyone just plops down for a boring burial.

Mind you I never knew you could hear ringtones from a locked woden, padded box under six feet of dirt.

[Stacey.]

Originally Posted by Stu

I have a huge fear of waking up in coffins too.

i will be cremated for sure - im chlostrophobic
couldnt stand it

[_Seth]

Originally Posted by Stu

Mind you I never knew you could hear ringtones from a locked woden, padded box under six feet of dirt.

You'd use the phone to call someone and get help.

[Jords]

Originally Posted by Phlip

You'd use the phone to call someone and get help.

Would you get signal?

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Phlip

You'd use the phone to call someone and get help.

You haven't thought this through, have you?

[lily.]

Kill Bill didn't help my fear either Stu.. :S

I'd **** myself if I heard the Nokia ringtone in the cemetery, but I'd **** myself more if I heard the big Dom Jolly voice yelling HELLLLLO from under the ground..haha

[Stu]

I would love for my ashes to be shot into space, which might be affordable once I'm dead. If not I'll settle for the ashed being mixed up with dope and smoked in a bong.

[Patrick]

I remember the episode of Eastenders which got alot of complaints ages ago where Tanya burried Max alive and he woke up scared and the episode was him trying to call someone for help but the phone went dead.

Felt terrible for him.

Just imagine how scary it would be, you'd be dieing for a drink or a packet of crisps or somthing.

Couldnt bare it, but then again if you were being cremated then what would you do if you woke up in the middle of a fire.
You know, so which is scarier?


Waking up under the ground?

Or waking up in the middle of flames?

Theres only one way to find out...
Nah im not even gona use my Harry Hill Pic this time, seems like a sad thread so i`ll leave it out.

[Patrick]

Imagine walking through the grave yard on a cold day with your wife, because your grandad has just died and your walking through the Grave yard and suddnely you hear the Nokia Ringtone coming from under the ground!

[_Seth]

Originally Posted by ILoveDC

do you know what being cremated means ???

Yes.

Originally Posted by Stu

You haven't thought this through, have you?

What's there to think through?

Originally Posted by Patrick

Imagine walking through the grave yard on a cold day with your wife, because your grandad has just died and your walking through the Grave yard and suddnely you hear the Nokia Ringtone coming from under the ground!

I can't imagine why anyone would randomly play music on their phone if they where buried alive.

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Phlip

What's there to think through?

The fact that you can't get signal on a mobile phone in a locked box six feet under the earth?

[_Seth]

Originally Posted by Stu

The fact that you can't get signal on a mobile phone in a locked box six feet under the earth?

Well what would you do if you woke up buried alive?

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Phlip

Well what would you do if you woke up buried alive?

Use the skills Pai Mei taught me to punch my way out of the ****.

[Tom]

Originally Posted by Phlip

Well what would you do if you woke up buried alive?

They've dug people up and there have been claw marks etc on the lid of the coffin

In Victorian times they used to bury you with a piece of string attached to a bell, and someone would stay in the graveyard overnight. If someone rang the bell they're obviously still alive so they got dug up

[Tom]

Originally Posted by Stu

The fact that you can't get signal on a mobile phone in a locked box six feet under the earth?

You can where my nana is buried

We buried her with her mobile and we kept ringing it until it went off. It actually rung! If theres no signal it won't ring