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The voice of reason
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women: a man who was smaller
men: a woman who was taller and answer truthfully and not trendily |
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oh fack off
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Height doesn't really bother me, to be honest. Though looking back it does seem I'm attracted to shorter girls more. Then again, I'm tall myself.
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The voice of reason
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small women go for very tall men because they fear having small male children
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My missus used to be the same size as me, but no ****, now she's a fair bit smaller. We think it has something to do with how hard her head hits the headboard.
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Actually a similar thing happened to me when when my girlfriend's head hit the headboard and she grimaced with pain, except on this occassion I was the one who lost some of my size. Anyway, to cut a long story short the subsequent operation was thankfully a success.
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Banned
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Trumpet: It's the lump on my penis. Doctor: I can't see your penis!!
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Gatorade me, Bitch!
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I currently have a slightly blackened eye..
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Haha. Ahhhh, good times.
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Did you get turkey slapped?
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Gatorade me, Bitch!
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It's barely noticeable so it's all good.. LoL
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Well, other than having a wad of cash thrown at you, it's the best way I've heard of getting a black eye.
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Gatorade me, Bitch!
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We seem to have veered off topic. I doubt I'd like to be with someone who was a lot shorter than me...
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LOL, that was a fair bit off and I didn't even reailse.
It must be Trumpet Trousers fault!
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Banned
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what was the thread about. I would imagine "do you believe that Doctor Spock was a Muslim?"
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Tall,short,men,women. That's who i date.
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wtf |
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I thought it was, 'Who would win - James T. Kirk or Jesus?'
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Team Flack
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On topic
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