[Jordan.]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/regajha/say-...ame#.wlbM0yQPL

[Jordan.]

You got: 27 cats and dying alone

Um. Hi. Hello there. I just wanted to let you know: You’re amazing. And gorgeous. And special. And interesting and important and kind. That said, you’re also picky as hell so you’ll most likely grow old surrounded by 27 cats and a few indoor plants, probably cacti. Sorry. I love you. Really.

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[kirklancaster]

Fecking WEIRD - this is eerie.

I'm not going to say how but believe me it was uncannily accurate.

[Natalie.]

You got: political drama and a supermodel spouse

Even if politics is the furthest thing from your mind right now, some run-ins with local officials will pique your interest in joining politics. Fast forward a few years: YOU’RE PRESIDENT! During your political ascent, you’ll get an endorsement from India’s topmost supermodel and you’ll fall deeply in love. You’ll have a gorgeous wedding, 4 kids, and a happily ever after. KILLIN’ IT, BRO.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Natalie.

You got: political drama and a supermodel spouse

Even if politics is the furthest thing from your mind right now, some run-ins with local officials will pique your interest in joining politics. Fast forward a few years: YOU’RE PRESIDENT! During your political ascent, you’ll get an endorsement from India’s topmost supermodel and you’ll fall deeply in love. You’ll have a gorgeous wedding, 4 kids, and a happily ever after. KILLIN’ IT, BRO.

Same

[Daniel-X]

You got: reality TV and an unreal romance

Your life seems pretty boring right now, doesn’t it? You wake up, do the same old **** every day, and go back to bed. You set 8 alarms and snooze 7 of them. The most exhilarating thing that ever happens to you is low battery on your phone. WELL, WELL. That is ALL about to change. An unforeseeable internet scandal will propel you to fame and you’ll get invited to participate in a Big Brother-style reality TV show. THERE, you’ll fall in love with a fellow contestant and have a shotgun wedding ON NATIONAL TV. You’ll have 18 children, all Mensa-certified geniuses, and you’ll finally earn your parents’ love! I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.

[Lostie!]

You got: reality TV and an unreal romance

Your life seems pretty boring right now, doesn’t it? You wake up, do the same old **** every day, and go back to bed. You set 8 alarms and snooze 7 of them. The most exhilarating thing that ever happens to you is low battery on your phone. WELL, WELL. That is ALL about to change. An unforeseeable internet scandal will propel you to fame and you’ll get invited to participate in a Big Brother-style reality TV show. THERE, you’ll fall in love with a fellow contestant and have a shotgun wedding ON NATIONAL TV. You’ll have 18 children, all Mensa-certified geniuses, and you’ll finally earn your parents’ love! I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Lostie!

You got: reality TV and an unreal romance

Your life seems pretty boring right now, doesn’t it? You wake up, do the same old **** every day, and go back to bed. You set 8 alarms and snooze 7 of them. The most exhilarating thing that ever happens to you is low battery on your phone. WELL, WELL. That is ALL about to change. An unforeseeable internet scandal will propel you to fame and you’ll get invited to participate in a Big Brother-style reality TV show. THERE, you’ll fall in love with a fellow contestant and have a shotgun wedding ON NATIONAL TV. You’ll have 18 children, all Mensa-certified geniuses, and you’ll finally earn your parents’ love! I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.

Same

MB and Lostie for the summer of love 2k19?

[Lostie!]

Originally Posted by MB.

Same

MB and Lostie for the summer of love 2k19?

[Crimson Dynamo]

What Does Your Name Say About Your Future?

You got: MONEY, FAME, CRIPPLING LONELINESS


so same as Kirk

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

What Does Your Name Say About Your Future?

You got: MONEY, FAME, CRIPPLING LONELINESS


so same as Kirk

I wish I lived nearer you.

[Daniel.]

You got: selfies, Selvam, and selflessness

You’ll be walking out of your apartment complex one morning, and obviously you’ll be preoccupied taking selfies for Snapchat. Simultaneously, a sweet Tamilian named Selvam will be doing the same. Since neither of you is responsible or careful or observant, you’ll ram face-first into one another. For 70 years to come, you’ll consider that your first kiss. You’ll take a #CouplesSelfie every morning and your Instagram account will go viral for being so cute.

[Jordan.]

Originally Posted by Daniel_

You got: selfies, Selvam, and selflessness

You’ll be walking out of your apartment complex one morning, and obviously you’ll be preoccupied taking selfies for Snapchat. Simultaneously, a sweet Tamilian named Selvam will be doing the same. Since neither of you is responsible or careful or observant, you’ll ram face-first into one another. For 70 years to come, you’ll consider that your first kiss. You’ll take a #CouplesSelfie every morning and your Instagram account will go viral for being so cute.

[Dominic]

Originally Posted by Daniel_

You got: selfies, Selvam, and selflessness

You’ll be walking out of your apartment complex one morning, and obviously you’ll be preoccupied taking selfies for Snapchat. Simultaneously, a sweet Tamilian named Selvam will be doing the same. Since neither of you is responsible or careful or observant, you’ll ram face-first into one another. For 70 years to come, you’ll consider that your first kiss. You’ll take a #CouplesSelfie every morning and your Instagram account will go viral for being so cute.

I got this too

[Daniel.]

Perched for mine and James' #morningselfie

[Xtopher]

You got: 4 weddings and a urinal

Most people get lucky to find ONE true love and here you are with four. Time after time, you’ll meet a perfect person, marry them, and then get a divorce. The last of your four marriages will be with an engineer who’s designed a prototype for a game-changing urinal. The urinal design will be so massively popular that you’ll both be billionaires. You’ll have 3 children and you’ll name them Latrine, Commode, and Pot.



I would never name my offspring's that.

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Xtopher

You got: 4 weddings and a urinal

Most people get lucky to find ONE true love and here you are with four. Time after time, you’ll meet a perfect person, marry them, and then get a divorce. The last of your four marriages will be with an engineer who’s designed a prototype for a game-changing urinal. The urinal design will be so massively popular that you’ll both be billionaires. You’ll have 3 children and you’ll name them Latrine, Commode, and Pot.



I would never name my offspring's that.

[Dollface]

You got: true love and a viral video

After several failed relationships, you’ll meet The One when you least expect to. Sparks will fly. Your new boo will be a musical genius and will propose to you via a custom-written song about you. A video of the proposal will rake in 11 million hits on YouTube and propel you to fame. You’ll have 6 children, all future pop-stars. Beyoncé will volunteer to be their collective godmother.

[RichardG]

You got: 4 weddings and a urinal

Most people get lucky to find ONE true love and here you are with four. Time after time, you’ll meet a perfect person, marry them, and then get a divorce. The last of your four marriages will be with an engineer who’s designed a prototype for a game-changing urinal. The urinal design will be so massively popular that you’ll both be billionaires. You’ll have 3 children and you’ll name them Latrine, Commode, and Pot.

[Josy]

You got: selfies, Selvam, and selflessness

You’ll be walking out of your apartment complex one morning, and obviously you’ll be preoccupied taking selfies for Snapchat. Simultaneously, a sweet Tamilian named Selvam will be doing the same. Since neither of you is responsible or careful or observant, you’ll ram face-first into one another. For 70 years to come, you’ll consider that your first kiss. You’ll take a #CouplesSelfie every morning and your Instagram account will go viral for being so cute.

[Ashley.]

You got: political drama and a supermodel spouse

Even if politics is the furthest thing from your mind right now, some run-ins with local officials will pique your interest in joining politics. Fast forward a few years: YOU’RE PRESIDENT! During your political ascent, you’ll get an endorsement from India’s topmost supermodel and you’ll fall deeply in love. You’ll have a gorgeous wedding, four kids, and a happily ever after. KILLIN’ IT, BRO.

[EspeonBB]

You got: SO MUCH SEX, HOLY ****

First of all, hey You’re stunning. Has anyone ever told you you’re stunning? Like, your face is next level. Your bod is on an even higher level than your face. And DON’T EVEN get me started on that personality. The long and short of your future is this: Your career will go to ****, you’ll be broke pretty much forever, your family will hate you at some point, buuuuuut you’ll always have your charm and attractiveness and will probably set a world record for Most Sex Had By Any Human Ever. What’re you doing later? Wanna hang? What’s up? Heyyyy

Yas

[JoshBB]

You got: selfies, Selvam, and selflessness

You’ll be walking out of your apartment complex one morning, and obviously you’ll be preoccupied taking selfies for Snapchat. Simultaneously, a sweet Tamilian named Selvam will be doing the same. Since neither of you is responsible or careful or observant, you’ll ram face-first into one another. For 70 years to come, you’ll consider that your first kiss. You’ll take a #CouplesSelfie every morning and your Instagram account will go viral for being so cute.