[empire]

How rank is she cleaning her minge in the sink, that's disgusting and very unhygienic, she has more std's than a blow up sex doll, if a guy washed his willy and golden balls in the sink he would be thrown out,:non o:

[reece(:]

Yeah it's quite disgusting

[Amy Jade]

Bear is a skank as well but yeah that was pretty rank, actually can't believe she was an easy fave of mine

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Amy Jade

Bear is a skank as well but yeah that was pretty rank, actually can't believe she was an easy fave of mine

The minimal risk to passing on any 'disease' through Aubrey's much lambasted 'Spitgate' incident, was strictly CONFINED to Bear. Minger Chloe's 'Mingegate' incident involved a communal sink which could have passed any disease onto ALL HM's using it, and actually could be the start of a real-life '28 Days Later' -- with ALL the UK eventually transmogrifying into weird half-dead creatures with huge misshapen silicone breasts and no brain cells, who shag ANYBODY at the 'drop-of-a-hat', and spend their lives silently trying to figure out how to spell the word; 'CAT'.

Scary thought, uh?

[alex_front2]

Originally Posted by Amy Jade

Bear is a skank as well but yeah that was pretty rank, actually can't believe she was an easy fave of mine

/skank/
Noun

A promiscuous woman

Bear is not a woman #feministfails

Skank, like frumpy, feisty, slut, slore, who**, sket, thot and ho are words that exclusively apply to women. Sorry.

[JTM45]

Looking at her i was actually more surprised to hear she cleans it at all than where she cleans it.
It was probably more of an emptying than a cleaning (eeeewwww!!!!!).

[BENDERBOY]

Originally Posted by JTM45

Looking at her i was actually more surprised to hear she cleans it at all than where she cleans it.
It was probably more of an emptying than a cleaning (eeeewwww!!!!!).

I'm having my breakfast

[StaceyDust]

Originally Posted by JTM45

Looking at her i was actually more surprised to hear she cleans it at all than where she cleans it.
It was probably more of an emptying than a cleaning (eeeewwww!!!!!).

lol gross.
She just looks like she's needs an effing good wash. Everywhere.

[jennyjuniper]

Originally Posted by JTM45

Looking at her i was actually more surprised to hear she cleans it at all than where she cleans it.
It was probably more of an emptying than a cleaning (eeeewwww!!!!!).

Thanks for that I was just about to eat.

[-Sue-]

During the food task I am amazed chloe had to spit .. I would have thought by now she would be used to bad tastes in her mouth

[Crimson Dynamo]

i think if you sat her down and asked her

where is wales

what is the solar system and name one planet in it

what is 18 x 4

what does a paediatrician do

who is the prime minister


she would genuinely have no idea

[user104658]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

i think if you sat her down and asked her

where is wales

In the ocean duuh they can't live on land

what is the solar system and name one planet in it

Those things on my mum's roof, they heat the water or something and obvz that's on Earth lol.

what is 18 x 4

I heard a guy I know talking about how he hit some arsehole with an 18x4...?

what does a paediatrician do

Goes to jail I hope!

who is the prime minister

That Barrack Cameron who had sex with a pig lol.

[Livia]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

i think if you sat her down and asked her

where is wales

what is the solar system and name one planet in it

what is 18 x 4

what does a paediatrician do

who is the prime minister


she would genuinely have no idea

I doubt she'd get one from six.

She's an embarrassment.

[Kazanne]

Watching her last night on LF told me exactly what she is,walking round topless in front of everyone,she sure thinks she is sexy,how wrong is she? she wouldn't appeal to anyone with class or morals, only those of the lowest common denominator ,a total skank who looks disgusting and acts disgusting, she has no conversational skills, she's a tramp, even James got up to go and get an indigestion tablet,LOL

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

Watching her last night on LF told me exactly what she is,walking round topless in front of everyone,she sure thinks she is sexy,how wrong is she? she wouldn't appeal to anyone with class or morals, only those of the lowest common denominator ,a total skank who looks disgusting and acts disgusting, she has no conversational skills, she's a tramp, even James got up to go and get an indigestion tablet,LOL

So TRUE Kaz.

What genuinely AMAZES me, is that, ANYONE with PLASTIC ENHANCED breasts who take PRIDE in displaying them are totally whacked out deluded.

THEY ARE NOT THEIRS. THEY ARE FECKING SILICONE!!!!

It is as banal as some guy who wears a toupee whipping it off and HOLDING IT ALOFT to the world whilst screaming; "Look at my beautiful head of hair".

AND - from the 'Two house bricks in the feet of a pair of tights' look, to the 'perfectly round footballs stuck on the chest' look - I personally, have NEVER seen ANY fake tits which actually LOOK anything BUT fake.

They do NOT feel 'natural' either.

Anyway, I must dash now Kaz - this cucumber I keep in my jockeys is beginning to 'turn' and needs changing.

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

So TRUE Kaz.

What genuinely AMAZES me, is that, ANYONE with PLASTIC ENHANCED breasts who take PRIDE in displaying them are totally whacked out deluded.

THEY ARE NOT THEIRS. THEY ARE FECKING SILICONE!!!!

It is as banal as some guy who wears a toupee whipping it off and HOLDING IT ALOFT to the world whilst screaming; "Look at my beautiful head of hair".

AND - from the 'Two house bricks in the feet of a pair of tights' look, to the 'perfectly round footballs stuck on the chest' look - I personally, have NEVER seen ANY fake tits which actually LOOK anything BUT fake.

They do NOT feel 'natural' either.

Anyway, I must dash now Kaz - this cucumber I keep in my jockeys is beginning to 'turn' and needs changing.

I'm all for someone showing off true beauty Kirk,but really someone should be kind enough to tell her she looks horrendous,as for your cucumber ,swap it for a courgette they last longer

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

I'm all for someone showing off true beauty Kirk,but really someone should be kind enough to tell her she looks horrendous,as for your cucumber ,swap it for a courgette they last longer:hehe:

Ah... I used to stuff rolled up socks down my trunks at the swimming baths to increase my 'bulge' and impress the girls, but it backfired on me Kaz, because when I got out of the baths, so much water kept running out of the damn things, all the girls thought I was pissing myself and ran away in disgust.

Spoiler:

I'm JOKING of course. I am so humongous down there I don't need 'enhancements'.

[Garfie]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

Ah... I used to stuff rolled up socks down my trunks at the swimming baths to increase my 'bulge' and impress the girls, but it backfired on me Kaz, because when I got out of the baths, so much water kept running out of the damn things, all the girls thought I was pissing myself and ran away in disgust.

Spoiler:

I'm JOKING of course. I am so humongous down there I don't need 'enhancements'.

Oh, how for the good old days when life was so much simpler! There's nothing like a sock to provide enhancement!

[notime]

Originally Posted by Kazanne

Watching her last night on LF told me exactly what she is,walking round topless in front of everyone,she sure thinks she is sexy,how wrong is she? she wouldn't appeal to anyone with class or morals, only those of the lowest common denominator ,a total skank who looks disgusting and acts disgusting, she has no conversational skills, she's a tramp, even James got up to go and get an indigestion tablet,LOL

.

[johne]

OK, I'll agree she's trash, but there's not a nasty bone in her body, so I'll take her over Bear/Lewis any day.

[waterhog]

Originally Posted by johne

OK, I'll agree she's trash, but there's not a nasty bone in her body, so I'll take her over Bear/Lewis any day.

I think harry enfield based one of his characters on her - tim dim but very slim or how ever it went.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by johne

OK, I'll agree she's trash, but there's not a nasty bone in her body, so I'll take her over Bear/Lewis any day.

If there is not a nasty bone in her body, it's probably because she has had them surgically replaced with silicone ones.

I will cede though, that as trashy as she is, she is a million times more nice a human than Bear or his lapdog Lewis.

[Garfie]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

If there is not a nasty bone in her body, it's probably because she has had them surgically replaced with silicone ones.

I will cede though, that as trashy as she is, she is a million times more nice a human than Bear or his lapdog Lewis.

Am loving your humour, Kirk!

[mizzy25]

I jut want to pop her rubber lips with a pin along with those ridiculous boobs and daft fake eyelashes. Hasn't she got a partner outside the house? Have I read that she has a child too? I could be mistaken.

[jennyjuniper]

Originally Posted by mizzy25

I jut want to pop her rubber lips with a pin along with those ridiculous boobs and daft fake eyelashes. Hasn't she got a partner outside the house? Have I read that she has a child too? I could be mistaken.

Yes she has a daughter by an ex and thank goodness the father has custody.