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Originally Posted by Kazanne
I'm all for someone showing off true beauty Kirk,but really someone should be kind enough to tell her she looks horrendous,as for your cucumber ,swap it for a courgette they last longer:hehe:
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Ah... I used to stuff rolled up socks down my trunks at the swimming baths to increase my 'bulge' and impress the girls, but it backfired on me Kaz, because when I got out of the baths, so much water kept running out of the damn things, all the girls thought I was pissing myself and ran away in disgust.
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