[user104658]

...just come in hot!"

To Chloe about Callum . Creasing up. I'm so glad they focussed less on Kim drama this episode and allowed gems like this through.

[Crimson Dynamo]

and she is thick enough to take this as good advice

[user104658]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

and she is thick enough to take this as good advice

She has absolutely no idea that it's a wind-up, even though it's totally obvious from his tone of voice and expression. And... well... the fact that it wouldn't be good advice in any situation.

[Niamh.]

Apparently, Chloe asked John if he enjoyed her lap dance and if it gave him a "twinge" He said, 'he enjoyed it but no he didn't get a twinge, because he's not into her that way'. Take note Callum, this is how you don't lead someone on. John king of maturity

[Miranda123]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Apparently, Chloe asked John if he enjoyed her lap dance and if it gave him a "twinge" He said, 'he enjoyed it but no he didn't get a twinge, because he's not into her that way'. Take note Callum, this is how you don't lead someone on. John king of maturity

The fact that you use the word maturity, in a sentence about one of the weirdos is extremely worrying

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Miranda123

The fact that you use the word maturity, in a sentence about one of the weirdos is extremely worrying

Can we keep it about the HMs Miranda and not Forum Members

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Apparently, Chloe asked John if he enjoyed her lap dance and if it gave him a "twinge" He said, 'he enjoyed it but no he didn't get a twinge, because he's not into her that way'. Take note Callum, this is how you don't lead someone on. John king of maturity

also he hasnt got a cock, just a small neat flap of skin

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

also he hasnt got a cock, just a small neat flap of skin

I won't ask how you know that LT

[user104658]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Apparently, Chloe asked John if he enjoyed her lap dance and if it gave him a "twinge" He said, 'he enjoyed it but no he didn't get a twinge, because he's not into her that way'. Take note Callum, this is how you don't lead someone on. John king of maturity

The clip was on BOTS and she kept pestering him to say he got "a twinge" until he was like "Yeah I did... I got a real big twinge. My twinge was unbearable but... somehow... I controlled my twinge."

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

The clip was on BOTS and she kept pestering him to say he got "a twinge" until he was like "Yeah I did... I got a real big twinge. My twinge was unbearable but... somehow... I controlled my twinge."

I can't watch BOTS as Rylan make me want to throw my TV out the window

[user104658]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

I can't watch BOTS as Rylan make me want to throw my TV out the window

[Robodog]

Spencer is the only one in the house with a sense of humour

The others take themselves WAAAAY too seriously

[jet]

Originally Posted by Robodog

Spencer is the only one in the house with a sense of humour

The others take themselves WAAAAY too seriously

Now that JJ has gone Spencer has to carry humour all on his own, it must be lonely.

[chuff me dizzy]

I think the dirty scrote got turned on by it all

[jaxie]

I think Jedward are probably the most mature people on there. I think they've handled Chloe with more grace and far better than Calum. She's like some small yappy dog who keeps humping your leg every time you sit down. Girl needs to get a bit of dignity.