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Old 17-12-2013, 10:28 AM #76
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Give up, Lee. It's never going to happen.
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Hey baby looking forward to the second coming...... sorry I fell asleep during the first!
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Some of these lines are that bad they're good....
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Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Have you been out in Salford too??
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Old 17-12-2013, 03:09 PM #83
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Old 17-12-2013, 03:26 PM #84
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You make me act like a turkey, all I want to do is gobble.
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Old 17-12-2013, 03:27 PM #85
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Wanna play chicken? Nah I don't mean the game, just give me a peck.
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Old 17-12-2013, 03:28 PM #86
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Is that it? Ive seen smaller mealworms.
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Are you from McDonalds? Not because 'I'm Lovin' It', because you're greasy and fat.
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My penis has just died, do you mind if i bury it in your fanny?
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If you were a rug I would shake you off and then carpet clean you and then make sure you were vaccumed sublimely with my Dyson...bitch
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