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Chat and Games Looking for forum games, and completely off topic banter - this is your place! (includes Virtual Big Brother type forum games) |
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Give up, Lee. It's never going to happen.
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Likes cars that go boom
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Hey baby looking forward to the second coming...... sorry I fell asleep during the first!
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Nice legs, what time do they open?
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Your legs are like warm butter and I want to spread them
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Some of these lines are that bad they're good....
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Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Have you been out in Salford too??
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Are you a single mum? Would you like to be one?
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The peoples princesses
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You make me act like a turkey, all I want to do is gobble.
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Wanna play chicken? Nah I don't mean the game, just give me a peck.
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The peoples princesses
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Is that it? Ive seen smaller mealworms.
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Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
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Are you from McDonalds? Not because 'I'm Lovin' It', because you're greasy and fat.
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Can I have a go on your tongue
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Too glam to give a damn
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...finger me.
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Suck my cock, its blackpool rock
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did it hurt falling from heaven?? xoxoxoxo
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I like you more than Perfume
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someone else post
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Milk me until the cow comes home.....
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Excuse me
My penis has just died, do you mind if i bury it in your fanny? |
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If you were a rug I would shake you off and then carpet clean you and then make sure you were vaccumed sublimely with my Dyson...bitch
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