[hbk4894]

just for the hell of it

mine was

Come on , i dont need this , talking to my computer as it was taking its time loading up.

[LukeB]

I need lucozade

[Dollface]

"What's wrong Bijou? You're staring into space"

[Crimson Dynamo]

There is noone there lassie

to the dog who was barking at the dark window

[Shaun]

"She was annoying me"

(put my cat downstairs who was in my room bc of the fireworks)

[kirklancaster]

"Faster sweetheart but be careful with your teeth"

Spoiler:

To my wife because we were going out and the taxi was waiting, but she was giving her teeth a final polish.

[Jordan.]

I like to look at them but the noise is annoying

(nod)

[Niamh.]

It's like the charger is draining the battery instead of charging it - to Gav about my tablet

[Xtopher]

You have to edge it for it to cut right.

[zakman440]

Calm dog, they're only fireworks.

[Denver]

Do it your ****ing self I'm not your ****ing slave - To my mum who asked me to make her a cup of tea

[Marsh.]

"Cheers, I'll ring you on Saturday."

[Mokka]

Originally Posted by Adam.

Dok it your ****ing self I'm not your ****ing slave - To my mum who asked me to make her a cup of tea

... this is what I have children for... to make the pot of tea after supper

you are a bad son

[Denver]

Originally Posted by Mokka

... this is what I have children for... to make the pot of tea after supper

you are a bad son

She should make me tea

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Adam.

Do it your ****ing self I'm not your ****ing slave - To my mum who asked me to make her a cup of tea

I sincerely hope your DID NOT speak to your mother like that

[Mokka]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

I sincerely hope your DID NOT speak to your mother like that

Father LT and Mutha Mokka agree... you are grounded young man

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Mokka

Father LT and Mutha Mokka agree... you are grounded young man

I will put him over my knee and tan his bloody arse

[Livia]

For God's sake Reg, you'll have me over.

I was getting something out of the fridge and my cat always thinks its for him.

[Josy]

Thanks

[Smithy]

Not tonight marsh I'm tired

[Ashley.]

See you later

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

sweetie, you are literally so out of line it’s ****ing unbelievable. i could drag you so hard right now but i know you’ll just end up crying. i’ve roasted you before and you know it. chances are you’ll just say i bullied you because you’re gay and have different skin. talk **** get hit, you don’t wanna mess with me kiddo; i’ve got a black belt. i know threats are ****ed up but that’s all i’ve been receiving all day, probably from her royal hoodrat olive and all of her nasty friends. but you can gang up on me and make fun of me for being goth all you want. i’ve been hurt a lot. my first boyfriend cheated on me, my dad screams if i forget to do my chores, and there are some days i don’t even want to get out of bed in the mornings. i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through **** that you wouldn’t even dream of. you think your life is hard? try asking the cutest guy in your grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out he has a ****ing girlfriend. you don’t know my life or my story so keep my name out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like i’ve already won.

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Adam.

Do it your ****ing self I'm not your ****ing slave - To my mum who asked me to make her a cup of tea

Mock?

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Adam.

Do it your ****ing self I'm not your ****ing slave - To my mum who asked me to make her a cup of tea

just glad she didn't ask for a biscuit as well


To my eldest

Did you put the bins out love?

[Dollface]

Originally Posted by Adam.

Do it your ****ing self I'm not your ****ing slave - To my mum who asked me to make her a cup of tea

did you really say that to your mum?