[Denver]

Originally Posted by Liam-

There is literally no way he’d risk going from winning to coming dead last, no way

I think he would and he is kinda a BBC man now they have him every year

[Morgan.]

Originally Posted by Adam.

Although we can have

Mans
Elena
Loreen
Eric Saade
Conchita
Netta
Aqua


Just anyone who is big in Europe which is actually a good place to start, dont just focus on British but focus on who wants to represent us

But who wants to represent a country that can’t get more than 20 points

[Denver]

Originally Posted by Blurryface

But who wants to represent a country that can’t get more than 20 points

The thing is though we actually could,

We had Lucie who was a bit of a hit with Juries and Blue who was a massive hit with viewers so we need to find some middle ground aswell as a catchy song that sticks in minds

[Denver]

We should go all out and take a risk next year after all we cant do any worse then we already have

[Liam-]

We just need to focus on getting a good song written and a decent singer, the rest is promotion work

[Denver]

But tbf I think we as a country need to support our acts more because if we dont get behind them how can we expect others too?

[Denver]

Although a small part of me thinks the BBC are doing it on purpose so they dont have to host

[Headie]

Originally Posted by Adam.

Although we can have

Mans
Elena
Loreen
Eric Saade
Conchita
Netta
Aqua


Just anyone who is big in Europe which is actually a good place to start, dont just focus on British but focus on who wants to represent us

We literally have some of the biggest artists in the world, money should be spent trying to get them to sign up rather than having to scout people who have no claim to the UK whatsoever

[Denver]

Originally Posted by Hayden

We literally have some of the biggest artists in the world, money should be spent trying to get them to sign up rather than having to scout people who have no claim to the UK whatsoever

I mean it's no coincidence that we last won with a foreigner

[Wizard.]

It's time to send the Cock Destroyers with Sophie Slut's anthems "Going on a Cock Trail" or "I Love Dick"

[MB.]

Originally Posted by MB.

It's Eurovision! Supposed to be a day of rest! But not for meeeeee!

Originally Posted by Riley.

It's time to send the Cock Destroyers with Sophie Slut's anthems "Going on a Cock Trail" or "I Love Dick"

I demand royalties for this idea! (or, as they say in Europe, je... demande le royalties for this idea)

[Wizard.]

Originally Posted by MB.

I demand royalties for this idea! (or, as they say in Europe, je... demande le royalties for this idea)

I can see them now, white thigh high boots, slutty white pvc nurses outfits with a big pink and blue fur coat, licking the mic and making hand gestures as though they're giving a blowie.

I love dick
We love dick
Everybody loves the dick

Despunk those balls
Jizz for all
Lick it up whilst you fuq my two holes

[MB.]

Sophie Anderson on the A10 to Amsterdam this time next year?

Spoiler:

Youtube video

[Liam-]

We need to pay someone like Clean Bandit the big bucks to write us a banger

[Shaun]

Try and send a song that's actually good, instead of organising the same annual camp "select one of these 6 theatre rejects with a song written by someone who's never had a hit" ****fests hosted by Mel Tryhard Giedroyc, and taking the piss out of every other country in the process?

[brat.]

we NEED jessie j! the old hag hasn't done anything since bang bang revive ha career on the eurostar!

[joeysteele]

We used to have established successful performers in the past.
One of the biggest, Cliff Richard twice.

We also need to get the song known across Europe before the contest.

At least 2 of them last night, including the winner have apparently been huge hits in Europe already.

[Nicky91]

Originally Posted by Adam.

We should go all out and take a risk next year after all we cant do any worse then we already have

yep, only 3 televote points like there's only a few worse results for UK tbh

Jemini which had 0 pts overall, and also josh dubovie flop

[RileyH]

here for sexy mans

[RileyH]

Originally Posted by brat.

we NEED jessie j! the old hag hasn't done anything since bang bang revive ha career on the eurostar!

excuse you

Youtube video

[caprimint]

Nothing will actually work because it's not based on talent or entertainment, it's based on how the other countries will always vote for each other instead of us

[Crimson Dynamo]

we send rubbish, like last night, we dont understand what it takes to win and think that sending kids singing lyrics they neither understand or believe in will do well

fundamentally we dont get it anymore, sadly


a good song will always beat the nepotism and border cheatery

[Beso]

Terry wogan did a better job.

[arista]

Originally Posted by Adam.

The national finals are not working neither were the famous acts they got so what next?

Find a Rock Band

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by AnnieK

We don't enter....its a "vote for your allies" competition and we don't have any. Literally not worth the time and outlay any more

^

We have even less allies than ever right now I think, and for pretty good reason. Its not been about the songs for a very long time, its painfully obvious where the top points for a lot of countries will go, regardless of the act. We could put like, Lady Gaga on and would still likely get no higher than 2 points from anyone (besides Ireland, who sometimes give us a few more but its not guaranteed)

I didnt' watch, we did really badly as usual then? Not even mid table?