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Old 17-11-2009, 09:54 PM #1
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Still think they are legendary... share yours

Your Moma is so dumb that she stared at a orange juice carton for half an hour because it said Concentrate.

Your Moma's so fat that by the tinme she turns her round, its her birthday.

Your Moma is so dumb that when I invited her to the superbowl one day, she arrived with a giant spoon.

Your Moma is so dumb that when she was told the movie she was seeing was not for people Under 18, she went home and got 17 of her friends.

Your Moma's so fat that she puts lipstick on with a paint roller.
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Your moma so fat she stood on the scales and it read 'to be continued'
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Your mum is so old she had jesus's myspace.
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Your momma so sick shes like a tv even 2 year olds can turn her on
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Your moma so fat she stood on the scales and it read 'to be continued'
Similar but I got this one:

Your Momas so fat that when she stepped on the scale, it said "One at a time please".

Your Moma's so fat that she got christened in Sea World.
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your moma's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
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Your moma so ugly she entered an ugly contest and was turned away - no professionals allowed!
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Yo mama so fat, that when she wears her yellow rain coat people shout "TAXI"
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Yo mammas so fat she got hired to be the rolling boulder in the next Indiana Jones film

Yo mammas so fat when she sits around the house, she sits around the house

Yo mammas so stupid she died of starvation in a super market

Yo mammas so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

Yo mammas so stupid she tripped on a wireless phone

Yo mammas so stupid when someone said Christmas is just around the corner she went round looking for it

Yo mammas so stupid she tried to drown a gold fish
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Yo mama's so poor she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.
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Your moma so stupid, she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
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Yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost LOL
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Your momas teeth are so yellow when she drinks water it turns into lemonade
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your mommas so fat that she's clinically obese.
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Yo mamas so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
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Yo' moma so ugly she mad an onion cry
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Your moma's so fat she fell in love and broke it!
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Your moma's so old she owes Jesus a fiver

Your moma's so old when she went to school there was no history!
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Still think they are legendary... share yours

Your Moma is so dumb that she stared at a orange juice carton for half an hour because it said Concentrate.

Your Moma's so fat that by the tinme she turns her round, its her birthday.

Your Moma is so dumb that when I invited her to the superbowl one day, she arrived with a giant spoon.

Your Moma is so dumb that when she was told the movie she was seeing was not for people Under 18, she went home and got 17 of her friends.

Your Moma's so fat that she puts lipstick on with a paint roller.
If your moma is fat - chances are you will be too one day. Genes and all that - no avoiding it. Me thinks moma might have the last laugh on this one.
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If your moma is fat - chances are you will be too one day. Genes and all that - no avoiding it. Me thinks moma might have the last laugh on this one.
Is that part of your joke??

And great jokes everyone
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Is that part of your joke??

And great jokes everyone
Hilarious and true!!
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