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So last night I became aware that I had sex with a girl, a friend of mine on New Year's Eve.
Right, so I know I was drunk and I passed out at 2am (I almost ended up in hospital) but I still remember what I'm doing with my cock. So that girl I don't know just got my name out of the hat. What she doesn't know is that my newly girlfriend (see thread about me needing advice a few weeks ago) has Facebook too so not only I had to tell my friend I had sex with her (she wasn't aware either) but I had to call my girl to tell her what's going on. Later on, I got the explication from the bitch. She said "Oh sorry I got confused but how you say this on Facebook is out of context". That's it ? That's your excuse ? Anyway, I hate rumours...about me obviously. ![]() Ps: It's not the first time it happened to me. 2 years ago, some random saw me holding a girl on my shoulders, taking her home from a nightclub so they assumed I had sex with her and cheated on my ex-girlfriend. Turned out it was my sister who did drink the hell out of her that night. FML. [/ rant over]
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Rumours about yourself are hilarious
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Its quite funny to hear about lol.
But id be pretty pissed if it was me aswell.
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Well, to a certain extent, it was funny. I wouldn't mind if I was single but I'm not and I'm in a complicated relationship so it doesn't help much. Hopefully my girlfriend fully understands and told me she'd better not cross the bitch lmao
But it's flattering in a way, you are the centre of attention of someone you don't know. Now tell me I'm not popular lol
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Oh and I used to be homeless too and I took cocaine on the roof of my car with a guy I don't even know. But that was a long time ago.
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Yeah - its funny to hear things about yourself!!
that arent true, and never would be! ![]() Its crazy though, like, some of the stuff people make up is insane! ![]() |
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If it's any consolation, you can have sex with me ANY time.
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sluhh. ![]()
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Oh definitely. You're way prettier than the girl I was supposed to have sex with.
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I Love my brick
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You big stud Remy!!
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