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Old 06-06-2010, 04:02 PM #51
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Yes it would be Utter Ultra Clever.




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This is excellent! Well done!
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This is fab!

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Well - he didn't warn me! He shouldn't be using anyone's name without asking them first! Would he be short of volunteers I wonder - that he needs to use people without consulting them in advance!
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You sit the ****** down - you clown! Don't you tell me how I should feel!
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If your not interested, why did you read them in the first place.

It's not an offer to you, you read it by your own accord.
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I don't care - I don't want to be mentioned in your little stories - I am not interested!
Then why read it? If you're not interested, don't read it. Then you won't know you have been mentioned.

Seriously, it's a light-hearted piece of fiction that serves no purpose other than to make people laugh. What problem you have with that, I don't know.
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Seems like Ass licking Shaun - but you really should go into a career in comedy writing. It's genius!
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Then why read it? If you're not interested, don't read it. Then you won't know you have been mentioned.

Seriously, it's a light-hearted piece of fiction that serves no purpose other than to make people laugh. What problem you have with that, I don't know.
Nothing to do with you Jack - so keep your nose out! I don't have to explain myself to you! When I read it - I had no idea what it was! And I don't want to be included! Simples - that is my right!
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Nothing to do with you Jack - so keep your nose out! I don't have to explain myself to you! When I read it - I had no idea what it was! And I don't want to be included! Simples - that is my right!
I'll comment where and when I like, I don't need your permission.

That is not a 'right'. It's you just kicking up a fuss over absolutely nothing, presumably because you can't take a joke. Cry me a river.
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I'll comment where and when I like, I don't need your permission.

That is not a 'right'. It's you just kicking up a fuss over absolutely nothing, presumably because you can't take a joke. Cry me a river.
**** off and mind your own business - troll! And actually it is my right - Shaun should have checked with people first!
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rofl @ troll. Someone's angry
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Another troll! Again none of your business! Not whilst my name is being thrown around!
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Wombai - I'll remove you from the story. You were a minor part anyway. Now if you'd all kindly leave this thread it can get back to being on-topic
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