[Patrick]

I keep hearing about them on the telly.

Wtf?

Is it Maddie McCann's parents?
I recognize the names.

And why is their engagement so ******ing special

Won't effect us, or increase the speed of their daughter's search if they tie the knot anytime soon.

But yes, there's more important things going on in my country right now..

For example:

I woke up to find 2 big cocks sticking out of the ground beside Burger King this morning, I think it's meant to be 'Art Work' but it's MASSIVE.

I'll take a pic sometime.

I want to know what they are and why they're there, so watched the news and all it is 'Will and Kate' and then 'Massive Inferno' but to watch the Massive Fire that was near me, I have to sit through a ******ing news report on two people who probably took their own daughter for attention, so I've decided to record it and watch it in abit.

That way I can skip to the Inferno part.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

will is the queens grandson

[Jack_]

Prince William and Kate Middleton

[Joe.]

Prince William. Aparrently we get a day off school when they Marry so it's fine with me.

[Lee.]

Prince William and his bird

[Joe.]

Don't they teach royal history where you live?

[Patrick]

Oh right, never heard of them.

But I know Caroline Flack shagged a prince, is it him?

Why on earth are you lot getting a day off when they get married?

I might pretend I'm like from England and try to get a day off, infact I'm when is the wedding?

Originally Posted by Joe.

Don't they teach royal history where you live?

No because we don't give a ****** as we aren't in England.

[Joe.]

Good answer

[King Gizzard]

Kate Middleton

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Nate

Kate Middleton

A Heart? She must be hot.

*Googles*

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by Patrick

No because we don't give a ****** as we aren't in England.

[Patrick]

Not bad, Fair play Prince Will.

[Niall]

Originally Posted by Patrick

No because we don't give a ****** as we aren't in England.

But you're part of Britain!

[King Gizzard]

[King Gizzard]

Well Patricks Northern Irish (I think?) so yes, he's part of Britain and good old Will will be his King one day

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Me!

But you're part of Britain!

I don't consider myself to be British,
We are part of Britain yes.

It has it's good and bad points,

Bad:
It's bollocks basically.

Good:
I can vote in Big Brother and other TV Shows

But we learn more about Irish History which tends to be related to English History in some parts, and then there's times we're I'm like in History and he says something and I'm Like,

'THOSE ENGLISH WERE SUCH BASTARDS'

And then we read about something that we did,
And I'm like..

'Woah we were *****s'

Originally Posted by Nate

Well Patricks Northern Irish (I think?) so yes, he's part of Britain and good old Will will be his King one day

Epic, Does that mean he'll be on the pound aye?
Something Fresh.

The Queen's a mess.

Originally Posted by Nate

[Niall]

Originally Posted by Patrick

I don't consider myself to be British,
We are part of Britain yes.

It has it's good and bad points,

Bad:
It's bollocks basically.

Good:
I can vote in Big Brother and other TV Shows

But we learn more about Irish History which tends to be related to English History in some parts, and then there's times we're I'm like in History and he says something and I'm Like,

'THOSE ENGLISH WERE SUCH BASTARDS'

And then we read about something that we did,
And I'm like..

'Woah we were *****s'

Lool, fair enough.

I'm like half Irish anyways, and my Mum lives in Dublin so I visit a lot. But cause I live in London, in school we did the Tudors (1500s stuff) and learnt about castles in History. It was so dull. Irish history seems like it might be more interesting?

But now I'm doing modern History so we're learning about the Cold War and Nazi Germany and shiz.

[Omah]

Northern Ireland is NOT part of Great Britain - it is part of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland :

British Isles Euler diagram

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adminis...United_Kingdom

[Jessica.]

Northern Ireland has a UK curriculum so they learn the same things as in England. f/

We learn about UK History in the Republic too though.. -throws a rock at Henry VIII-

[King Gizzard]

My bad, you learn something new everyday

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Omah

Northern Ireland is NOT part of Great Britain - it is part of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland :

British Isles Euler diagram

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adminis...United_Kingdom

Epic

Originally Posted by Me!

Lool, fair enough.

I'm like half Irish anyways, and my Mum lives in Dublin so I visit a lot. But cause I live in London, in school we did the Tudors (1500s stuff) and learnt about castles in History. It was so dull. Irish history seems like it might be more interesting?

But now I'm doing modern History so we're learning about the Cold War and Nazi Germany and shiz.

I remember doing the Tudors in Primary School briefly, Can't remember alot of it but yeah I remember finding the castles good because we had to make some and stuff lol


Yeah, Irish History is quite cool It's like alot more bitching and backstabbing and stuff, it's kind of like Reality TV.. only it's not

I can't wait to do the World War yeah, I don't understand what it was about really, all I know is a guy called Hitler with a little mustach, was a racist and people were sh*tting bricks because of these bombs that kept coming and then the little jews had to go to camps, bless them.

That's it though so I can't wait to do what you're doing lol

[Niall]

Originally Posted by Jessica.

Northern Ireland has a UK curriculum so they learn the same things as in England. f/

We learn about UK History in the Republic too though.. -throws a rock at Henry VIII-

Well thats odd because history over here makes no mention of Ireland? Or the potato famine Britain caused.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Jessica.

Northern Ireland has a UK curriculum so they learn the same things as in England. f/

We learn about UK History in the Republic too though.. -throws a rock at Henry VIII-

Bitch Please,

Do you live here? Do you go to school here?
No.

So F/ that x

I'm not sure who Henrey XIW3SA Whatever, but I know he was a man ***** who had like 10 wives.

Kudos to him.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Me!

Well thats odd because history over here makes no mention of Ireland? Or the potato famine Britain caused.

Yeah I always wondered if they taught Irish History in other parts of the world, quite shocked they don't in England, well not shocked but yah

But Jessica just got it wrong, bless her.

I wonder if they teach it in America? They arse lick Ireland.

[MTVN]

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