[Benjamin]

Back on topic myself.

Honestly, I am not bothered what my childrens sexuality is, as long as they are achieving everything they possibly could, were happy and not turning into some smacked up junkie.

[LemonJam]

I came into this thread thinking I would be a bit, but now having thought about it I don't think I'd mind really, as long as they're happy.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Jack_

Um...no. You're a dolt if you would be, quite frankly. Doesn't matter either way...what the **** has it got to do with me?

I don't want to know who my children are ****ing, whether they're gay or straight...

What if she was really fit?
What if he was Josef Fritzl?
What if she was a Prostitute?
What if he was her teacher?


LOL No but seriously, I have to agree with you on that last part in some sense because I won't be having this 'Talk' with my kids.

Reasons being, I don't really care who my son is shagging due to the fact he'll probably be getting more than I will when I'm around 40 and I'll be jealous.

And,
I'd rather my kids learned the modern way like I did...

Using this and of course, this.

[Z]

I know of a pair of brothers who are both gay, Patrick; numbers don't necessarily guarantee anything.


I suppose you'd be disappointed if you were looking forward to the day that child got married and had children with a husband/wife (depending on their gender) but I think most parents' love of their children would prevail.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Zee

I know of a pair of brothers who are both gay, Patrick; numbers don't necessarily guarantee anything.


I suppose you'd be disappointed if you were looking forward to the day that child got married and had children with a husband/wife (depending on their gender) but I think most parents' love of their children would prevail.

This.

I'd be pissed because I wouldn't have grandkids or anything like that.
Unless I paid someone to rape my son and drop the kid on the door step 9 months later, but that'd be abit dodgy.

[InOne]

Originally Posted by Patrick

This.

I'd be pissed because I wouldn't have grandkids or anything like that.
Unless I paid someone to rape my son and drop the kid on the door step 9 months later, but that'd be abit dodgy.

A bit dodgy? lol

[KG.]

We seem to have forgotten adoption/surrogacy and civil partnerships (and of course the possibility of marriage - although not likely with a conservative government)

Just because your child may turn out to be gay, that doesn't rule out the possibility of being a grandfather/mother or watching your child get married/enter a civil partnership with the person they love, and surely seeing your child happy should greatly outweigh any of your own desires for how you wanted things to be?

[KG.]

EDIT: double post.

[Ramsay]

youre coming off as a major twat in this thread patrick
and no i wouldnt care
not my place at all do whatever you want i dont give a shyyte

[Kerry]

Originally Posted by Patrick

This.

I'd be pissed because I wouldn't have grandkids or anything like that.
Unless I paid someone to rape my son and drop the kid on the door step 9 months later, but that'd be abit dodgy.

Why couldn't you have grandchildren?

[Kerry]

Oh KG said similar

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Patrick

This.

I'd be pissed because I wouldn't have grandkids or anything like that.
Unless I paid someone to rape my son and drop the kid on the door step 9 months later, but that'd be abit dodgy.

Patrick...how on earth do things like this come into your head...seriously?!

[Stu]

Patrick you have a keen imagination. I'm glad you at least resisted the temptation to centre your posts and font rape the words.

And to answer the topic : No, I wouldn't. I would be proud of him or her for having the balls to come out to me.

[Z]

Originally Posted by KG.

We seem to have forgotten adoption/surrogacy and civil partnerships (and of course the possibility of marriage - although not likely with a conservative government)

Just because your child may turn out to be gay, that doesn't rule out the possibility of being a grandfather/mother or watching your child get married/enter a civil partnership with the person they love, and surely seeing your child happy should greatly outweigh any of your own desires for how you wanted things to be?

I dunno if that was meaning my post; but I was meaning it in the traditional vein of marriage and having children; and yes that was my point too - love of your child would surely be more important than any "plans" you had for them.

[letmein]

Of course I wouldn't be disappointed! I would be happy for them. I can't believe anyone would take issue.

[Ross]

Patrick you're so young and clueless it's quite amusing.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Patrick...how on earth do things like this come into your head...seriously?!

I don't know,
I went for a quick one there now, and then came back and read this thread and wanted to die after facepalming for a minute.

I remind myself of Brian Belo when I go into my happy hours, And it makes me ill because he was from such a sh*t series.

Originally Posted by Stu

Patrick you have a keen imagination. I'm glad you at least resisted the temptation to centre your posts and font rape the words.

Originally Posted by ~Kerry~

Why couldn't you have grandchildren?

They wouldn't be properly yours, yes they could adopt but still.
Unless you did what Michael Jackson did in that episode of South Park and got like them made in a lab, but then again they STILL wouldn't be your blood.

So you're pretty ******ed in that sense sadly.

But you can get people to like carry your baby right? Tila Tequila did it.

Originally Posted by Karl.

youre coming off as a major twat in this thread patrick

Originally Posted by Ross

Patrick you're so young and clueless it's quite amusing.

I'm 14 and I'm quite smart actually, you should see the rest of my school.

Jesus, I don't know how I survive.
I think I just seem 'clueless' on here because I'm with alot of people like in this thread that are more intelegunt [That's not how you spell it but I cbf googling] than me.

[Stu]

This is GOLD.

[_Seth]

Originally Posted by Patrick

2 Boys, Reason? Back Up.
Means if one is gay, then fair enough you can still live under my roof and that just don't bring any lads home.

The other, would turn out straight and then we could have abit of banter, down the pub, Father and Son drink together in the strip club, You know.


...


1 Will turn out, not normal.. well straight, She can ****** off to a flat down the road the second she brings a bloke home.

WTF? Why do you care if one of your kids, male or female, brings a guy home? That's pathetic.

And surely the gay son would feel like sh!t if you only really spent time with the straight one. You'd be an absolutely disgraceful dad.

Originally Posted by Jack_

Um...no. You're a dolt if you would be, quite frankly. Doesn't matter either way...what the **** has it got to do with me?

I don't want to know who my children are ****ing, whether they're gay or straight...

I agree with the fitst line exactly, but not the second - I would wanna know who my kids were shagging.

[Locke.]

Yeah if my son was gay I wouldn't be letting him bring boyfriends home and up to his room and stuff like.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Phlip

WTF? Why do you care if one of your kids, male or female, brings a guy home? That's pathetic.

And surely the gay son would feel like sh!t if you only really spent time with the straight one. You'd be an absolutely disgraceful dad.

'xcuse me?



I'd be an amazing dad actually, I'd bring my kids up well and when they reach the age of 12 I will introduce them to Big Brother.

And they will be FORCED to watch at least one episode every night on Youtube, except for Series 9 then we can convert to DVD.

It will be like mass, only not sh*t.

My kids would love me

Especially because I'm probably going to be famous when I'm like 20, so can you imagine how brilliant my kids lives would be?

Outstanding.

I'm going abit off topic here though, Sorry that's what happens when someone questions my parenting skills.

I care because I don't want to walk into the living room with a bottle of beer and a pizza getting ready to watch The UFC or Elite TV, to see my son and his boyfriend on the sofa snogging.

It's just one of those things really, where you can do it all you like.

Just not in my house or on my carpet.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Locke.

Yeah if my son was gay I wouldn't be letting him bring boyfriends home and up to his room and stuff like.

Thank You, It's just something you don't want to think about really whilst you're downstairs watching 8 Out Of 10 Cats or Deal Or No Deal and you're like looking at the ceiling face palming.

[Kerry]

You can have a biological child if you're gay....

[Ramsay]

I would say dont force big brother on them but i cant talk cus im gonna rape beatles into their ears lol

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by ~Kerry~

You can have a biological child if you're gay....

Like this?

Or was this photoshopped? That picture makes me want to feel sick actually the way he's posing as if it's his new Facebook profile picture.

Originally Posted by Karl.

I would say dont force big brother on them but i cant talk cus im gonna rape beatles into their ears lol