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Benjamin · 25-09-2011, 02:03 AM

I was just looking at who is online and I saw a guesrt viewing this therad.

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/foru...ad.php?t=33798

and so I had a ganders at it and it the link in it took me to a site to create your own BB.

It asked me to type in some names so I went with the first names I could think of from here and then it gave me a story.

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Day 1 - Marc admits straight away that he doesn't like the look of Gypsygoth. He says she looks like a lesbian. As it turns out, Ninastar is in fact the only lesbian in the house, although Shaun later admits that he is unsure of his true sexuality.

2 - The house sit down for a discussion of how to organise simple chores. Locke creates tension by stating that the kitchen is where the women belong. Mollie hits him with a Spatula.

3 - The housemates are set their first task by Big Brother - they must make a model of Big Ben out of Lasagne. After much persuasion by Locke, they gamble 50% of next week's food budget on completing the task.

4 - Training for the Big Ben task is well under way. However havoc ensues when Shaun, who is rapidly developing a reputation as the laziest fat bastard in the house, eats half the Lasagne. Mollie is furious.

5 - Today is the day when the Big Ben task must be completed. Things are going well until shortly before the end when Shaun farts and blows Big Ben over. Big Brother announces that the task has been a failure. Gypsygoth cries.

6 - Locke gets pecked on the arm by one of the Big Brother chickens. Not a very exciting day.

7 - Big Brother is worried that things are getting dull, so he summons the housemates to have a mass debate about sex. After far too many cans of cider, Gypsygoth admits that she likes to be spanked on the arse with a Spatula. Marc says he never wears condoms because they make his Nipple sore and Locke agrees. Ninastar goes into a rant about how none of the other housemates have ever enjoyed a true orgasm because they're all boring heterosexual bastards. Shaun sits in the corner, quietly eyeing up Locke.

8 - Today is the first day that the housemates must nominate someone to leave. Marc goes round everyone one by one, telling them he really likes them because they're the only one in the house that he can really relate to. Mollie and Gypsygoth are voted as the two candidates to leave. Nobody votes for Marc.

9 - Mollie and Gypsygoth are told of their nominations and burst into tears, before hugging everyone and telling them they love them. Ninastar sings them a song - Cheeky song - to make them feel better.

10 - The public vote Gypsygoth out of the house. She pretends not to be bothered but then breaks down and sobs that she should never have admitted about enjoying being spanked. Gypsygoth leaves.

11 - Relationships are strained in the house as the housemates come to terms with Gypsygoth's departure. The food budget is low due to the failure of last week's failed task. Ninastar has to make do without the cucumber she requested. Mollie is visibly depressed and is comforted by Locke, who tries to touch her on her Nipple.

12 - The Big Brother pyschologist replays the footage of Locke touching Mollie's Nipple over and over again. This is because it shows an interesting psychological incident, of course, not because it will increase the viewing figures. Big Brother sets the housemates the task of jogging on a running machine for twice the circumferance of the globe. They gamble 40% of the food budget on completing it.

13 - The running machine task is on target, despite the fact that Shaun refuses to run because his Nipple hurts a bit.

14 - Much jubilation in the house as the running machine task is completed. Shaun finally manages to run the last 10 metres of the task and claims that without him they'd never have done it. Mollie calls Shaun a lazy Nipple.

15 - Once again it is the day when nominations are due. Marc tells everyone individually that he thinks Mollie is a *****. He also points out that anyone who wants to stay at his flat when the show is finished is welcome to come and visit. Mollie and Locke are nominated by the housemates to leave. Nobody votes for Marc.

16 - The nominations are announced. Mollie can't believe she's been voted out two weeks in a row. Locke is equally stunned and turns to Mollie for comfort. Shaun is distraught and confesses to Ninastar that he thinks he is in love with Locke. Ninastar says she doesn't fancy any of the housemates because they're all just too heterosexual and she's a lesbian, you know

17 - The public vote Locke out of the house. Mollie says she is gutted and even gives Locke a clipping of hair from her Nipple to prove how much she cares. Shaun is also devastated but keeps his hair to himself. Locke leaves.

18 - The Big Brother psychologist shows repeated clips of Mollie clipping the hair from her Nipple. Apparently this is an important psychological incident. The public obviously agree as viewing figures soar.

19 - Big Brother sets the housemates the task of burping the National Anthem of Djibouti in 60 seconds. They gamble 50% of the food budget on completing it.

20 - Nobody has a clue what the National Anthem of Djibouti sounds like but Shaun says it's a bit like Dancing Queen. The housemates choose Marc as the one who must complete the task.

21 - Marc successfully burps not only the National Anthem of Djibouti but also God Save The Queen, Cheeky song and the theme tune to Heroes. He is proclaimed as a hero, despite the fact that a vote in a tabloid newspaper shows that 98% of the public want to kill him.

22 - Nominations are due and Marc tells everyone that he has a Villa in the South of France and they can all come and stay for a holiday. Shaun and Ninastar are nominated.

23 - Shaun and Ninastar take their nominations well and sit down with Marc and Mollie to discuss why they voted for them. Marc keeps quiet but Mollie accuses Shaun of being an arrogant, lazy, self-centred Nipple before bursting into tears.

24 - The public vote Ninastar out of the house and nobody really gives a ****. Ninastar leaves.

25 - Marc becomes the first housemate to have a wank. This footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologist who proclaims that it gives us a true insight into the working of Marc's mind and brings out his true personality. In other words, he's a wanker.

26 - Big Brother sets the remaining three housemates the task of shifting 5000 tons of Whale dung using only a Spatula. Marc is unsure but Shaun is confident, claiming to have done something very similar when he was younger. They gamble 50% of the food budget.

27 - Completely out of the blue, Shaun breaks down in tears and announces that he is leaving. He claims that it is because the dung-shifting task has brought back the painful memories of the Whale incident from his childhood. Mollie tries to persuade him to stay but Marc sits in a corner, rubbing his hands slyly. Shaun decides to leave.

28 - With only two housemates remaining, the Whale dung task proves impossible. They fail miserably and resort to getting extremely pissed on some vegetable wine, made by Mollie from a couple of mouldy carrots she found in the Big Brother garden.

29 - Nominations are due for the final time. Marc asks Mollie to marry him and she accepts. Unsurprisingly Marc nominates Mollie to leave. Rather more surprisingly, so does Mollie.

30 - When the nomination is announced, Mollie graciously accepts defeat and proclaims that Marc is a worthy winner. As they are soon to marry, she also agrees to shag him. The event is broadcast live to the nation and is preceded by a speech from the Queen. Everyone in the Big Brother production crew breathe a huge sigh of relief as viewing figures go through the roof. Marc takes his £70,000 and runs away to Djibouti. Nobody, including Mollie, ever sees him again.

CharlieO · 25-09-2011, 02:12 AM

You are addicted to C&G threads at the moment.

Jords · 25-09-2011, 02:14 AM

Marc

Benjamin · 25-09-2011, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by CharlieO

You are addicted to C&G threads at the moment.

It feels like the only sane place atm weirdly enough. All the BB talk going on I know in here at least I can get some banter without the drama.

Patrick · 25-09-2011, 02:47 AM

THAT LINK ISN'T WORKING

Benjamin · 25-09-2011, 02:53 AM

How odd. Go the thread and use the link there.

Patrick · 25-09-2011, 03:02 AM

THIS IS SO EXCITING

Shaun · 25-09-2011, 12:20 PM

that whale dung incident... thanks for reminding me of it :/

MeMyselfAndI · 25-09-2011, 12:25 PM

I'm gunna see what the fuss is about

Maia · 25-09-2011, 12:48 PM

That is brilliant

Doogle · 25-09-2011, 01:07 PM

I made one for my 6 friends. The funniest bit was making an Eiffel Tower out of fajitas, and that one person asked another to marry them, when the 2 people fancy each other in real life.