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Old 18-05-2012, 06:05 PM #1
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Default My girlfriend is leaving me
Apparently because because because because becaaaaaauuuse she thinks I'm obsessed with the Wizard of Oz







































note: I do not have a girlfriend, you might be able to tell ^
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I wouldn't blame her if you did have one after that **** joke.
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I thought you were going to say because you're always on here.
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but then I haven't seen TWoO so...
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but then I haven't seen TWoO so...
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I also don't get it
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But I have also not seen TWoO
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Well you better put it on then.
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Because because becauseeee.....because of the wonderful things she does?
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Thats probably because your heartless
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nathan have you been wearing dorothys slippers again.lol
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Never seen The Wizard Of Oz? Whoever heard of such poppycock? You must remedy this at once. Amazing film.
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my word some of you are actually braindead
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Tell her you'll get her little dog too, if she leaves.
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