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11-09-2012, 04:03 PM | #1 | |||
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Like a fine whiskey
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Add jokes, that is all.
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11-09-2012, 04:06 PM | #2 | |||
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Dear God!
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11-09-2012, 04:07 PM | #3 | |||
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Holy **** they were awful
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11-09-2012, 04:08 PM | #4 | |||
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*waits on Niamh saying "whats brown and sticky?"*
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11-09-2012, 04:09 PM | #5 | |||
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All hail the Moyesiah
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I have recently been battling with a tough hokey cokey addiction, thankfully though I've turned myself around, and that's what it's all about
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11-09-2012, 04:10 PM | #6 | |||
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I don't see better jokes from you wenches.
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11-09-2012, 04:11 PM | #7 | |||
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Don't give up your day job.
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11-09-2012, 07:36 PM | #8 | |||
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שטח זה להשכרה
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A man is asked to give an after dinner speech at his local Rotary Club stag dinner, and decides to give a witty talk on oral sex. When his wife asked what he was going to speak about, he panicked and said “Oh… erm… sailing”. A few weeks later his wife sees one of the other Rotary club members in town and asks him how he liked her husband’s talk. He said it was brilliant and brought the house down! “Funny,” said his wife, “he’s only ever done it twice; once he was sick and once his hat blew off”.
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11-09-2012, 07:47 PM | #9 | |||
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Smithy
that's the joke
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11-09-2012, 07:50 PM | #10 | |||
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Against All Odds
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How i charmed my GF
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill?? TO GET TO THE BOTTOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Been together for 2 years
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11-09-2012, 09:06 PM | #11 | |||
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why did the chicken cross the road
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11-09-2012, 09:09 PM | #12 | |||
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what's the difference between a dead baby and a horse
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11-09-2012, 09:11 PM | #13 | |||
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ZakJam <3~
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whats brown and sticky?
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11-09-2012, 09:23 PM | #14 | |||
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11-09-2012, 10:56 PM | #15 | |||
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Pay Yo Pussy Bill
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Doctors say that masturbation is a natural, healthy, and normal thing to do. That's a relief.
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11-09-2012, 11:05 PM | #16 | |||
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11-09-2012, 11:06 PM | #17 | |||
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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?
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11-09-2012, 11:08 PM | #18 | |||
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why did nathan cross the road
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11-09-2012, 11:16 PM | #19 | |||
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I got in touch with my inner self today.
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13-09-2012, 11:26 AM | #20 | |||
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13-09-2012, 12:49 PM | #21 | |||
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75% Trish
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a lady walks into a butchers shop and says
'have you got a sheep's head?' the butcher replies 'no, it's just my hairstyle' |
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15-09-2012, 08:33 AM | #22 | |||
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Like a fine whiskey
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I called the hotel management from the hotel room and said, "Please, come quick. I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she'll jump out the window of your hotel".
"That is a personal matter". answered the hotel manager. "**** you!" I screamed. "The window won't open so that's a maintenance matter."
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15-09-2012, 08:48 AM | #23 | |||
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Lee.
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How do you make anti-freeze?
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15-09-2012, 08:49 AM | #24 | |||
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How do you make a sausage roll?
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15-09-2012, 08:52 AM | #25 | |||
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Like a fine whiskey
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I went to see the Red Arrows today.
There were gasps of "Ooh" and "Aah" as the crowds watched on in amazement. Near miss after near miss had some people covering their eyes and shaking their heads in disbelief. It was a good half hour's worth of entertainment, but in the end, my wife finally managed to park the car and we made our way to the air show.
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