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Old 28-11-2012, 08:34 PM #1
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I got my first christmas card today and when i opened it grains of rice starting falling out, then i realised it was from Uncle Ben.
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UNCLE BEN RICE LOL GET IT SMITHY LOL Lolol
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I still dont get it, is he saying he confused a box of rice with an xmas card
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Be a better joke if you did actually get a card from an Uncle Ben and it had rice in
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