[Shaun]

so glad the status game doesn't apply to tibb

[Shaun]

omg i would actually cry if i had to put "cum cum cum cum" as my fb status i don't even want to think about it

[Z]

pmsfl imagine!

[MTVN]

You are getting mud all over my new carpet

[*mazedsalv**]

Her phalange smells, does it not?

[Smithy]

did you just shit on the floor

[Benjamin]

I could feel the pulsating of his lovejunk as it sneezed its gooey liquid deep into my fuzzy inners.

[Glenn.]

Ben you're far too good at this sort of thing

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Glenn

Ben you're far too good at this sort of thing

It's because I'm actually E. L. James.

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Zee

She stroked and strummed away like she was playing a guitar; a guitar with curves in all the right places. She whispered a soft moaning "no" as her best friend slipped two fingers inside her. Girl on girl, body on body, they rubbed against each other until they reached a climax at the same time, she squealed; she shuddered; and they both collapsed in a fit of ecstasy.

[Jords]

Originally Posted by Zee

She stroked and strummed away like she was playing a guitar; a guitar with curves in all the right places. She whispered a soft moaning "no" as her best friend slipped two fingers inside her. Girl on girl, body on body, they rubbed against each other until they reached a climax at the same time, she squealed; she shuddered; and they both collapsed in a fit of ecstasy.

(I am in a library right now, this is so not okay)

Wait, are you the best friend?