[Ammi]

..be able to speak any language in the world fluently...or be able to talk to any animal...?....

[MTVN]

Animals, loads of ways around not being able to talk to another human in the same language but no possible way to communicate properly with animals

[Amy Jade]

Be able to speak to animals, animals are better than most humans

[Lee.]

I don't think I'd have a lot to say to animals, so I'll choose to be fluent in another language.

[Verbal]

Animals, humans are bastards

[King Gizzard]

Probably languages because talking to animals would just be generally gobbledygook because they are not as intelligent as humans and just communicate through sounds, would be pretty pointless when I am not a fellow animal of their species..practically all they care about is food and having sex

I would rather be able to speak loads of languages which could get me a pretty good job

[RichardG]

Speak a language fluently I wouldn't imagine much use can come from being able to speak to animals, not to mention people would think you're crazy if you told them.

[Niamh.]

Animals for definite, just so I could reason with my pets

[smeagol]

Originally Posted by Jingle Bollox

Animals, humans are bastards

lol

[Kyle]

Speak to animals.

Imagine all the pussy you could get by standing on the street and getting animals to do crazy things for you. You wouldn't need to sweet talk another woman again, you get a squirrel to start breakdancing for you and she will be breakdancing in your pants an hour later. No brainier.

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Niazareth

Animals for definite, just so I could reason with my pets

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[Lee.]

Originally Posted by ChristMASS EFFECT

Speak to animals.

Imagine all the pussy you could get by standing on the street and getting animals to do crazy things for you. You wouldn't need to sweet talk another woman again, you get a squirrel to start breakdancing for you and she will be breakdancing in your pants an hour later. No brainier.

But squirrels wouldn't know what breakdancing meant!

[Kate!]

Talk to the animals

Finally I'd know what the hell Pingu was on about!

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Virgin Mary

But squirrels wouldn't know what breakdancing meant!

Excuse me, I'm the one that can speak squirrel here, you run along and learn your extra Russian language Comrade. I'll be the guy on the street corner showing pigeons how to do the hustle.