[Saph]

"when im witchu, im chillin im chillin"

[Me. I Am Salman]

"if the light is off then it isn't on"
Hilary Duff - So Yesterday

"won't wash my hair, then make 'em bounce like a basketball"
Demi Lovato - Heart Attack

"let's all slumber party
like a fat kid on a pack of Smarties
someone chuck a cupcake at me"
Avril Lavigne - Hello kitty

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Salman!

"if the light is off then it isn't on"
Hilary Duff - So Yesterday

"won't wash my hair, then make 'em bounce like a basketball"
Demi Lovato - Heart Attack

"let's all slumber party
like a fat kid on a pack of Smarties
someone chuck a cupcake at me"
Avril Lavigne - Hello kitty

Captain obvious

[Jemal]

All of pitbulls lyrics tbh.

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Z

Oh the one that gets me is the line Louis sings

Also cringe at the "chinny chin chins" bit in Kiss You

"You can't go to bed without a cup of tea
And maybe that's the reason that you talk in your sleep
And all those conversations are the secrets that I keep
Though it makes no sense to me"

You can just imagine the teenagers getting all wet over this.

[Crimson Dynamo]

We're shining like diamonds
With love in our hearts
They said it's the end but I've a feeling
It might just be the start
As I am awakened with fire in my bones
Standing beside you I've a feeling that I'll never walk alone

[Joelle.]

"Now, now pump-pump-pump-pum-pum-pump-pump it up
And back it up like a Tonka truck"
[IMG]http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/***********[/IMG]

[Crimson Dynamo]

"I'm serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer"

[Smithy]

Strawberry cream is like a dream, my fantasy is reality
When the morning comes, I know that I will, too.

Sex for Breakfast

So let me get you in your birthday suit
It's time to bring out the big ballons

Birthday

[Z]

Originally Posted by 08marsh

"You can't go to bed without a cup of tea
And maybe that's the reason that you talk in your sleep
And all those conversations are the secrets that I keep
Though it makes no sense to me"

You can just imagine the teenagers getting all wet over this.

It's a combination of his damp squib voice and the fact going to bed with a cup of tea is just not something teenagers do, it just makes me cringe so hard. Otherwise I actually think it's their best song but that one line ruins it for me so much.

Also Niamh's post about the Rihanna song and her daughter singing along has reminded me of the time in Germany when I was in a 5th grade class and they were having their last day with their teacher and they were doing a 'fashion show' and one kid had to bring music to play and one of the songs was Taio Cruz - Hangover. Hearing 9 year old German children sing "I GOT A HANGOVER, OOH WAH OH OH, I BEEN DRINKING TOO MUCH FOR SURE!" is so cringe worthy, I was mortified!!

[Ammi]

..not cringy but I always thought I Am The Walrus lyrics were quite dumb...



I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come
Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you been a naughty boy. You let your face grow long
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob

Mister City Policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess
Boy you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come
You get a tan from standing in the English rain
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob goo goo goo goo joob

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Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (Ha ha ha! He he he! Ha ha ha!)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied
I'm crying

Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Alan Poe
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob
Goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob
Goo gooooooooooo jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba

[reece(:]

Chimpanzee's is hatin', but I take it all in stride
Put her in a jungle with bananas on the side
Told you they'd revive your career but somebody lied
I ain't talking poultry when I say this chicken's fried

[Mystic Mock]

I wanna know what love is
I want you to show me
I wanna feel what love is
I know you can show me.

I Want To Know What Love Is by Foreigner.

I like the rest of the song but them lyrics up the top are just too cheesy for me.

[Marsh.]

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me."

[Saph]

Originally Posted by 08marsh

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me."

which bible chapter was this from?

[Loukas]

Chimpanzee's is hatin', but I take it all in stride
Put her in a jungle with bananas on the side

wtf does that mean Nicki, wtf does that mean!?

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Saph

which bible chapter was this from?

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by 08marsh

That Ed Sheeran 'Little Things' song he wrote for 1D. Makes me want to wretch, every single line.

[Marsh.]

I was waiting for that.

[Loukas]

not sure if this line is cringy or fabulous..

Ru Paul - Sissy That Walk

I'm a femme queen, mother of a house of no shame
My pussy is on fire, now kiss the flame

[Me. I Am Salman]

'it's 5 o clock AM' and 'I'll be back in 3 days like Paris Hilton's jail sentence' in daylight by Kelly Rowland always annoy me

[reece(:]

Gotta sleep but instead
Karaoke on the bed
Taking duck face selfies right and left

We get crazy with it, we get stupid with it
We don't care if people stare
And when we wobble with it

We get diva on it
We get queen bee on it yeah
We get britney, demi, one direction, bieber on it

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by Loukas

Chimpanzee's is hatin', but I take it all in stride
Put her in a jungle with bananas on the side

wtf does that mean Nicki, wtf does that mean!?

I think she's being racist about another female rapper

[Saph]

Chimpanzees is hatin [IMG]http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/***********[/IMG]

[reece(:]

The square root of 69 is 8 some, right
'cause I've been tryna work it out, oooow