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Old 20-02-2016, 03:36 PM #1
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Default Kirk's Bad Taste Jokes and 'Orrible Puns Thread
Here's the place for Bad Taste jokes and excruciating puns. Here's an original pun I made up. I hope you like it.

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A person who spends hours every day in his local library, scouring in a particular section for the best book in that particular category.

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Genre-Pick Lookhard. Ouch.
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When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.
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I couldn’t remember how to throw a boomerang, but it came back to me.
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The girl said she knew me from the vegetarian restaurant, but I’d never met herbivore.
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Why did Adele from BB3 get on with Alex?

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Because he was her Sibley.
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
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Call it what you want but it still won't come back to you.


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Or call it woodbine and take it for a drag around the park.
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His surname is Sibley, it kinda sounds similar to sibling.
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