[HettyTheHarelip]

Dear Cosmos, clad in Deform avant garde couture harvested from what appeared to be the cloth front part of a Zeppelin airship and adapted to posh-frock and combined under-garment duty and gaily presented in (not virgin, but 'around the block' old slapper) white with bold black dots used by the RAF for target practice, she really looked a mess, especially with her legs doing their best to disguise the semblance to turdmeister stilts as used in the lavatorial setting of the ditches for effluent drainage at festival time on the Isle of Wight,
where stilts are a must-have.
Cheerio you wretched old bag, may the farce stay with you.