[Stu]

I really hope someone hooks them on to drugs and gives them some webcams so they become one of these car crash personalities who document every little nuance of their remaining and increasingly shortening life.

I want to follow Jedwards path to destruction 24/7 via YouTube and Twitter. I want to wake up to random fifty second video updates of Edward trying to work a CD player at ten in the morning in a tattered flat full of cigarette ends after a night on the sauce or footage of John talking in hysterics with a worrying tone about his views on the afterlife as some old tape of all the Abra Kebabra adverts he done plays away in the backround.

That's all I'm asking from Jedward.