[Vicky.]

After fully thinking about this matter after several threads were started today about this, I have come up with a list of very clear reasons why people think Aaron is mistreating Faye.

1: He does not follow her round every second of every day telling how wonderful and beautiful she is.
2: He does not like people burping in his face.
3: He does not like peoples sisters burping in his face.
4: He prefers to go off in a strop after a disagreement, rather than being a man, having a huge argument and then going have wild make up sex.
5: He doesn't write love messages in either of the following, love hearts, kitchen foil, toilet paper, blood, faeces
6: He does not pander to her drama queen tantrums.
7: When she says "lets just be friends" he agrees rather than dropping to his knees and begging her to reconsider.
8: He is not romantic, as he does not build love forts or talk about sex 24/7.
9: He dares to hug her and simply kiss her instead of ripping her clothes off at any given opportunity.
10: He dares to tell her when she's acting childish or out of order.
11. He thinks that he should be able to shave without consulting her first.
12. He does not try to interrupt her conversations and then storm off when he does not succeed. Like a real partner should.

I must admit that lightening just kinda struck me while watching tonights episode and it suddenly all made perfect sense, I cant believe I did not see this sooner. What a horrible man he is indeed. Had me well and truly fooled.

I challenge anyone to disagree with any of my solid reasons.

The man is clearly a monster.