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Episode One, Part One

Josy- “It was a chilly September morning. Not unusual for this time of year, but still very chilly. I did my daily routine- Brush my teeth, have breakfast, quickly check TiBB… that’s when I saw this..”

Originally Posted by bwoty

“Dearest TiBB users,
I have decided to stop posting on TiBB forever and request that my account be deleted and my posts gone from the website. Do not ask me for a second opinion or to sleep on it- I want my account gone. NOW.
Keep calm and love Shelley,
Bwoty x

Josy- “It’s sad to announce that we will be saying goodbye to bwoty and hosting an account funeral to grieve over the deletion of her amazing contributions and posts to the forum.”

Shaun pulled a confused face and announced a question.

Shaun- ‘Do we really have to do this every time someone deletes their account?’

Josy- ‘YES. The account funeral will be tomorrow. Please attend.”

Tomorrow fell quickly and people began to arrive at the TiBB Account cemetary. As they walked to the service, they went past gravestones such as ‘Jay’s chubby era’. Speaking of which, as people went to go sit down, Jay handed them all pamphlets on ‘how to lose weight and stay sassy- my story’.

Part 2 up tomorrow