[Crimson Dynamo]

SO i bought my regular Wine Box at Tesco Yesterday, £14.07 Chardonnay



As i opened it - first you puncture the cardboard,
fish inside to find nozzle and then you pull off a
wee red seal on the nozzle and then you fix the
nozzle on the edge of the hole and bend the cardboard back to hold it

BUT WAIT

as i pulled off the wee red seal the WHOLE NOZZLE
come off and the wine started pumping out into
the box, it was coming out both corners of the box.
Using my Boy Scout cunning i got 2 saucepans and
placed on that whilst i managed to get the nozzle back in.

By this stage about 1/3 was all over the kitchen counter and floor

and the box was soggy.

Anyroad today, i filled my 2 huge wine glasses with the wine and put them in
the fridge, leaving a wee drop in the box and retrned to Tesco and told them
what occurrd and they replaced it free of charge.


SO in true King Mike21 fashion I am up 2/3 of a box of wine.