[Stu]

It all feels quite lethargic, but I don't want to look that gift horse in the mouth too much as honestly I'd rather a dull, traditional feeling series over 16 influencers being endlessly coerced and cajoled by twists and tasks to the point where the inevitable 'fight night' doesn't matter because it doesn't seem to actually be occurring with real people.

They're all lacking in energy so much, it's quite something. Jenkin, Channelle, Jordan, Henry...just about everyone you can think of just sort of lays about like a houseplant as if mildly stoned, endlessly contextualising their own existence as people in long, drawn out dialogues.

Jordan started out with promise but he kind of perfectly sums up the malaise. He's completely stopped being memeable at this point and is just genuinely beige.

The next task should just be the pump wasps into the house and see how they get on.

But it's fine as my hour of the day where I use my brain the least.