[Captain.Remy]

So last night I became aware that I had sex with a girl, a friend of mine on New Year's Eve.
Right, so I know I was drunk and I passed out at 2am (I almost ended up in hospital) but I still remember what I'm doing with my cock.

So that girl I don't know just got my name out of the hat. What she doesn't know is that my newly girlfriend (see thread about me needing advice a few weeks ago) has Facebook too so not only I had to tell my friend I had sex with her (she wasn't aware either) but I had to call my girl to tell her what's going on.

Later on, I got the explication from the bitch. She said "Oh sorry I got confused but how you say this on Facebook is out of context". That's it ? That's your excuse ?

Anyway, I hate rumours...about me obviously.

Ps: It's not the first time it happened to me. 2 years ago, some random saw me holding a girl on my shoulders, taking her home from a nightclub so they assumed I had sex with her and cheated on my ex-girlfriend. Turned out it was my sister who did drink the hell out of her that night. FML.

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