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I went on that dating site Plenty of Fish, and did my profile. I then aired my details and waited to see what happened.

The first woman to contact me was 59 years old. She had five kids and 7 grandchildren.

I said, 'I'm only 33, I'm looking for a younger woman. Thanks but no thanks.'

Thinking that was a one off I then received a series of mail from old grannies ranging from 48 to 68. What a sh** site, why don't these old grannies look for someone their own age?

If that wasn't bad enough, when I am on my profile page, there's a top line of "available ladies" - none of whom are under 45!

What a **** site!