I always love to speculate how Davina will open the show, so lets post some of our own ideas, and while we're at it, vote for out favourite?

BB3: Sat in diary room is scilence... hello, I've been expecting you.
BB4: 10 second countdown... it's back.
BB5: 1 house, 12 housemates, and a whole world of pain.
BB6: You didn't think Big Brother would ever be nice, did you?
BB7: Viewers, you have sixteen seconds to say goodbye to your summer, Big Brother's coming to get you!
BB8: [there wasn't one]
BB9: Dyah' know what? Britain's not got talent. [Wtf?]
BB10: Tonight 16 people move into that house, they have no idea that non of them are housemates [really long and had no dramatic effect whatsoever]

Big Brother 11: Older and wiser? Pfft, older and harsher.