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The Ogre has just won Celebrity big brother and she is jumping around on the sofa and the beds breaking them one by one with her Ogre Sized frame she then proceeds to eat all the leftovers in the fridge.. she is now thinking of what she can spend the money on whilst stuffing her face with 6 week old stale biscuits king ben left behind.. she thinks all is well and then she notices something in the distance!..

She notices someone is walking down the stairs and into the house.. the dark brother is now getting closer and he doesn't look like he is about to take any **** from this Ogre he after all is the Ogre slayer after taking care off an Ogre called Tina Malone, Yes that's right the man in question is Captain Coolio, Josie the ogre goes to greet Coolio " He..l...l...o i... a..m J..o...s..i...e stuttering in front of the greatest Captain the world has ever seen. There is a 10 second pause and then 5 words came out of the great one's mouth

" I DON'T GIVE A ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

He said it so loud the ogre stumbled across the floor on her fat arse.. Coolio Picks her up and says " your going for a ride bitch!!!!! pack your bags and get the **** outta my house!!!!!!! " Coolio reaches the top of the stairs exhausted at carrying all that weight but he still has some energy left to flip the fat waste of space over the stairs she lands straight on Govan breaking his neck in the process

The Morale of this story is that Coolio can kill two birds with one stone