[Locke.]

Originally Posted by Jack_

Tina Malone would be far better and more useful than Coolio, to be honest.

"I'm not going to take ****ing tips from someone that looks like a ****ing bowling ball with legs,"

[Jack_]

Originally Posted by Novo

I remember Coolio calling her the princess from the Shrek, that was much funnier

Originally Posted by Locke.

"I'm not going to take ****ing tips from someone that looks like a ****ing bowling ball with legs,"

Don't get me wrong...I liked Coolio, I just think he isn't needed in UBB. Not a lot of celebrities are.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Jack_

Don't get me wrong...I liked Coolio, I just think he isn't needed in UBB. Not a lot of celebrities are.

This is true, we do not need John McCock.


The only celebrities we really honestly need to survive these next 2 weeks are Tina Malone and Coolio just for the arguments when it goes abit quiet.

And Tina must do the shopping list every day so Coolio can fight with her over it.

Can you imagine it:

11:48AM Tina, Nikki, Coolio, Rex and Sophie are at the sofas.
Tina: I may try and loose abit of weight again on my fanny.
Nikki: Where's that?
Tina: You know down there on ya pussy? *Falls over the sofa and lands on the black board*
Coolio: Oh you fat hungry ass, Now we can't do the shoppin' because you ******ing broke the black board.
Tina: Hold on a minute Coolio, It's not your decision to tell me what we can and can't do.
Coolio: Oh shut the ****** up woman!