[Patrick]

I blame myself

I said to her the other day if she'd ever go back to having brown hair.

I didn't mean like this, I meant the hot long brown hair.
Clearly she was like 'Oh yeah good idea' and did it for ****** sake!

Katie, Jesus Christ.

You literally look like a old lesbian.

You make Emma Watson's new look seem acceptable.

And for any other girls who seem to think this whole 'short lesbian hair' look is cool and in, it's not.
It makes you look like men.

Oh for god sake Katie.

I just-
Ugh.