[Thotmas]

Matt and Rihanna were one step away from sex. He must've confused her with the makeup artist he romped with backstage.

Robbie always comes out like he's drunk and extra excited about the act he's dueting with like last year with Ollie.

William and cher was utter rubbish. They both murdered rhyming.

I probably would've acted like rebecca. quiet and shell shocked. I would have been like what am I dreaming I am sharing the stage with xtina again, or I just would've been like I can't outsing her, sod the votes, sing it girl