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Artist: Mr. Croc (featuring Kylie Minogue)
Song: Melbourne Shuffle Dance Anthem



Mr. Croc's Outfit



Kylie Minogue's Outfit

Youtube video

Lyrics + Stage Directions
(On the backdrop screen is a video of Sydney Harbour at night. Dancers flock the stage doing cartwheels and other irrelevant dances such as the macarena. Props include an oversized car with the Australian flag imprinted on it, kangaroo statues, and a wheelbarrow filled with bricks. Mr. Croc and Kylie Minogue both run onto the stage)

(Mr. Croc)

Mr. Croc!
Alright
W00t
Let's go

(Mr. Croc jumps onto the large car)
Melbourne Shuffling into town today
Got my Fosters, I'm ready to play
Mobs walk over and say "G'day!"
I throw a brick at them and say "Go away"

(Mr. Croc starts doing the running man while several dancers join him)
Melbourne Shuffling into town today
Falling over 'cos I am so great
I know I'm drunk, but trust me mate
I am going to see...

(Lights go dark)

Take That

(Strobe lights start flashing as Take That run onto the stage and join Mr. Croc, Kylie Minogue and the dancers, who are all raving and shuffling to the 15 second instrumental)

In the pub, I'm the Doc
When I'm in the pool
I am a Croc
I'm not off my face on pot
I just happen to prance about a lot

(Mr. Croc is holding a surf board while the dancers do the running man and throw bricks into the audience)
Where do I live? God knows
Tight shorts, surf board, this is how I roll
Half bloke half reptile fellow
Got no money, but here I go

(Wild dingoes run rampant across the stage while Mr. Croc starts frantically jumping on them)
No, I'm killing these dingoes for dinner
I can just shuffle on their heads and then they are dead
I'm Mr. Croc! Yeah, that's the name birds are diggin'
Just don't tell the police, then they'll throw me in prison

(Mr. Croc is joined by all the dancers on top of the car and they start jumping to the music)
Melbourne Shuffling into town today
Got my Fosters, I'm ready to play
Mobs walk over and say "G'day!"
I throw a brick at them and say "Go away"

Melbourne Shuffling into town today
Falling over 'cos I am so great
I know I'm drunk, but trust me mate
Isn't this just such a...

Great Track

(Silence as everyone is together with their arms to the side)

Everyday I'm Melbourne Shuffle Dancing

(Strobe lights flash again as Mr. Croc, Kylie Minogue and the dancers do the entire Melbourne Shuffle)

(The lights dim and Mr. Croc and Kylie Minogue are joined in a calm manner holding the Melbourne Shuffle Dance Anthem CD single with the dancers behind them)
Buy this fast
And make sure this song gets me loads of cash
I just need money, really bad
So please, be a good lad

(Numbers start flashing on the backdrop screen)
Number 9 this week (another week)
Now I'm number 10 (oh bloody hell)
I just want to be (at number 1)
Now I'm #43 (I'm killing myself)

(Kylie Minogue)

Hi mum, hi dad, can you please download this song?
Hi mum, hi dad, can you please download this song?
Hi mum, hi dad, can you please download this song?
Can you please download this song?
Can you please download this song?

(Kylie Minogue, Mr. Croc and all the dancers jump to the music)
Hi mum, hi dad, hi mum, hi dad
Hi mum, hi dad, hi mum, hi dad, hi mum
Can you please download this song?
Download this song?
Please download it
Please download it
Please download it
Please download it

(Flame machines, falling sparks and heavy lighting effects burst into life causing a temporary studio combustion, whilst everyone on stage jumps onto the giant car)

(Mr. Croc)

Melbourne Shuffling into town today
Got my Fosters, I'm ready to play
I know I'm drunk, but trust me mate
Got my Fosters, I'm ready to, to, to play

Oh, Oh, Oh
Kylie: Please download it
Oh, Oh, Oh
(Oh god, the police!)
Oh, Oh, Oh
Kylie: Please download it
Oh, Oh, Oh
Kylie: Please download it

Great Track

Everyday I'm Melbourne Shuffle Dancing