[Shaun]

Song for Wales "Inbessy-Yeah!" sung by L'il Bo Neep
Inspired by and sung to the tune of Insomnia by Faithless

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The stage floor is covered in rolls of luscious grass

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A large Welsh flag hangs proudly in the background

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L'il Bo Neep walks on stage wearing a fetching wool dress

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followed by her backing dancers known only as "The master" and "the little boy who lives down the lane"

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She walks to the microphone and says :

"this is a song I wrote about a Welsh man living in London, about how he misses Wales so and how he struggles to go on without his obsession........"

The music begins........

Deep in the city on a London night,
I can’t get away from the light,
Pick up my pen and start to write,
I try to find some words,
To describe my plight,
With a tear....InBessy-yeah
I can’t get no sheep.

I used to run, thought I was goin’ mad in a hurry,
Get in Bess! Makin’ excess mess in the darkness,
It’s beastality, Somethings all over me, greasy
Oh Bessy ahh, Please don’t leave me, let me dream of
Making love to ewe on the heath
Tearing your fleece with my teeth
But there’s no release, no fleece
I toss and turn without cease,
Like a curse open my eyes and rise like yeast,
At least a couple of weeks
Since I last Shept*, Keep watching Sheepers*
And now I can’t find a farm
Or a field or a barn, I search in the night
I find dogs, cats but no improvement, uh
I miss my baa baa Black, Missin’ Ma Bessy, want her back,
My beast, it’s my nature, I need a sheep crack
I got no sheep,
I can’t get in no sheep,

I can’t get in no Sheep,
I can’t get in no sheep,
I need a sheep, although I got no sheep
I need a sheep, although I got no sheep


(new word translation :
*Shept : the act of Sheep shaggery
*Sheepers : Sheep porn movies)