[Jords]

Originally Posted by Ryan.

Can I have a go???

You will no doubt have heard it before anyway....

"First think of a person who lives in disguise,
Who deals only in secrets and tells nothing but lies,
Next tell me what's always the last thing to mend,
Not found in the centre but at the end of the end?
And finally give me the sound often heard,
During the search for that hard-to-find word.
Now string them together, and answer me this,
Which creature would you be unwilling to kiss?"

:P

I like that one.