[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Ammi

Ok, I'll give you a tip Niamh, you're supposed to say that type not write them lol The clues aren't well hidden enough

But we're on a forum so I have to write it :/

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

language?

Yes

[Kate!]

Yay !!!!!

Ok, give me a minute.

[Jords]

Originally Posted by Ryan.

Can I have a go???

You will no doubt have heard it before anyway....

"First think of a person who lives in disguise,
Who deals only in secrets and tells nothing but lies,
Next tell me what's always the last thing to mend,
Not found in the centre but at the end of the end?
And finally give me the sound often heard,
During the search for that hard-to-find word.
Now string them together, and answer me this,
Which creature would you be unwilling to kiss?"

:P

I like that one.

[Ryan.]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Yes

HOW?!?? Language doesn't end in GRY??

[Kate!]

What goes up and down stairs without moving?

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Ryan.

HOW?!?? Language doesn't end in GRY??

It doesn't say the word ends in GRY, re read it very carefully. Language is the third word in the phrase "the English Language". Tricky one!

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

What goes up and down stairs without moving?

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

But we're on a forum so I have to write it :/

s**t I knew there was a flaw with that advise

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

What goes up and down stairs without moving?

carpet, banister, railing?

[Niamh.]

Steps?

[Kate!]

Ammi is correct - Carpet

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

Ammi is correct - Carpet

Yeah, get used to it baby

[ILoveTRW]

my stairs dont have a carpet

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by ILoveTRW

my stairs dont have a carpet

[MB.]

Originally Posted by ILoveTRW

my stairs dont have a carpet

[Niamh.]

hahahaha

[MB.]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

hahahaha

I take it that's a riddle.
Hahahaha backwards is 'ahahahah', and that begins with A, and A is a letter, and Matt Cardle's debut album is called Letters, and Matt Cardle won The X Factor, and that's on ITV, which isn't like BBC, which backwards is CBB, which is Celebrity Big Brother, which Jedward are on.

The answer is Jedward.

[ILoveTRW]

Originally Posted by Ammi

its not because im poor though
carpet would look stupid on a spiral stair case

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by ILoveTRW

its not because im poor though
carpet would look stupid on a spiral stair case

haha I didn't think it was

[Benjamin]

On a dark night Shaun and Ninastar were sitting together. Shaun was watching a movie while his wife Ninastar was reading a mystery book. Suddenly the power went out and Shaun decided to go to bed, but strangely Ninastar kept on reading.
There was no artificial light around, Ninastar kept on reading.

How come?

[Shaun]

it was an audiobook? idfk

[Benjamin]

No. Because then she would be listening, not reading.

[Ramsay]

The movie is the book!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shaun]

I want to say 'she was reading a Kindle' but that has artificial light... hmm...