[Shaun]

lily. - She loves Green Day, Metallica, The Who, A7X, Bullet for My Valentine, Nirvana, and is surprisingly aware of pop. Waits every Wednesday in a bush wearing little clothing. Has epic breasts, two children (one of whom's totes gay, the other's a precocious little bitch who insults me) and a hubbie who I'm mysteriously in the dark about -raises this on MSN-. Her school bus gets bricked from time to time, she has arguments with her neighbours and usually wins, she's a Tumblr *****, she knows people in New Zealand through Green Day, she's good at doing Meryl Streep faces, she lives in Scotland, she goes by Lilita and her ladybits resemble an old sofa.

Dezzy - Wants to post videos of himself dancing to Wuthering Heights but shan't, is an accomplished musician who's worked with Fomas Kelchalatskyifhyvidosafnskjnfkjo and represented Bosnia and Herzegovina in the Eurovision Song Contest. He enjoys banning people, The Killing, is a fan of Muse, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs and OneEskimO. He lives in a house that has an eerie back garden surrounded by the woods. He dies all the time in TiBB stories, he makes a lot of typos and his siblings annoy him a colossal amount. He also feeds Nicky a lot <3 bless his heart.

Zee - His favourite Sugababe lineup is probably 2.0 although his favourite solo artist is Siobhan Donaghy. He regularly campaigns for faily pop acts. He's on a year abroad in Essen, Germany and is living with a fireman (called Matthias IIRC, or someone called Matthias) and some other people with ugly names. He has two brothers, one of whom's a dick, and once built a waffle fortress. I can list all kinds of **** about his friends but I probably shouldn't He enjoys word puns, he had a job as a student rep. for a board game company (and introduced us to Nutsy Bolts, although its real name is something like Apples...), he wears contact lenses, he left a bottle of Head and Shoulders on my kitchen table, he hates most things and people and his legs are insured for a thousand dollars.

-cba with any more for the timebeing-