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Originally Posted by Josy

My dad used to tell me lots of jokes like that when I was a kid

What do you call a man with dirt on his head?

Spoiler:

Pete

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Spoiler:

Doug

What do you call a man with a toilet on his head?

Spoiler:

Lou

What do you call a man with leaves on his head?

Spoiler:

Russel

What do you call a woman with a radiator on her head?

Spoiler:

Anita

What do you call a man with a scratch on his face?

Spoiler:

Claude

I can't remember any more atm.

What do you call a man with no spade on his head?

Spoiler:

Douglas