[Legend killer]

BRB the biggest and most dangerous Snakes and Spiders wonder freely in and around your living area

BRB just putting my trousers on Oh look a Hunstman is resting in them

BRB going to have a shower Oh look there is a black widow on my shower head

BRB going to enjoy the sun in my garden Oh look there is a 60 foot long snake hanging from my shed

BRB my girl is giving me a massive hug while i wake up Oh look it's a snake rapping itself around my body ready to eat me

BRB going to meet my mates Oh look there is a croc on my doorstep

BRB EVERYONE is an amazing swimmer because if your not you will be eaten by a shark

Sometimes i think they still think they are convicts and not allowed to leave the country.

Yes they have the sexiest girls in the world(with the sexiest accents) and also have great weather but i would rather hold on to all my limbs thank you very much