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#25



Points: 100

Sam Quek was an unexpected star of the most recent season of I’m a Celebrity, mostly because the majority of the cast were boring or sucky human beings. Sam, however, was a fun/nice/entertaining/at the very least not boring or sucky person, and I’m sure you can tell that I didn’t watch much of this series because otherwise I’d have much, much more to say about Sam Quek. Or maybe I wouldn’t, because Sam didn’t actually get much of an edit, instead being pushed aside for such valuable stars as him from Emmerdale and her from Gogglebox. Still, she made Celebrity Cyclone, and as Scarlett will have you know, that’s the best thing that can possibly happen to anyone ever. In a way, it’s fitting that she became an unexpected star, because she and the rest of the Team GB hockey squad became the surprise stars of the Rio Olympics and oh god I don’t really watch sport either can I talk about Drag Race or something instead, what about that Phi Phi O’Hara, what a bitch, bet she didn’t even want to be there in the first place, I'm glad that nice Alyssa girl with the tongue pops and whatnot replaced her. She seems nice.