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Originally Posted by parmnion

ts, staring down at his limp dick, cheese grater in hand.....

I have a wife Parmy, we don't all need porn for sex .

To be fair though I also didn't say that I never have a good ol' wank, but I also have an imagination that's far more vivid than any porn and also doesn't harm anyone . Honestly Parm, you're old enough to remember the good old days! When all you needed was a box of tissues and the underwear section of the Index catalogue! I despair for the youth of today who can't get off without watching some poor desperate Russian teenager getting an anal perforation and a nasty STI.

But whatever works I guess.