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Originally Posted by bitontheslide
i just hope that colin doesn't identify as an Aldi shopper
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The Aldi version is a bit more complicated. He's actually found Buddhism and he's internally happier than he's ever been - he lives in a zen state of harmony with all cake-kind.
But there's just one problem.
You see... all of the other Aldi produce come from a long generational line of Eastern Orthodox Christians, and they are NOT happy about his decision to change his faith. He's branded a heathen, blasphemer, heretic... relegated to the bottom shelves. What can he do? He can't stay there, in that family, that will never truly accept him or his beliefs.
He needs YOU to come and adopt him... take him away from this shell of a life and welcome him into your home.
11-02-2022, 10:18 AM
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