[Parmy]

3 men on a boat have 4 cigarettes but nothing to light them!

How do they light them?

[ChristmasNeeve]

They get off the boat and ask someone for a light

[Parmy]

No...the boat isnt near land.

[Oliver_W]

They pull the seat plank up and break it in half.

They put the two halves together to make a whole.

They climb through the hole and escape.

[ChristmasNeeve]

Originally Posted by Beso

No...the boat isnt near land.

They ask the woman for a light

[Ray.]

Originally Posted by Beso

3 men on a boat have 4 cigarettes but nothing to light them!

How do they light them?

They rub their three sticks together

[The Human Santapede]

I actually know the answer to this

Spoiler:

If they toss one cigarette over board it makes the boat a cigarette lighter

[Parmy]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

I actually know the answer to this

Spoiler:

If they toss one cigarette over board it makes the boat a cigarette lighter

Googling is cheating.

[Parmy]

Originally Posted by Ray.

They rub their three sticks together

No, that would be a 3 way docking session, and sailors don't have time for that.

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Beso

Googling is cheating.

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Beso

No, that would be a 3 way docking session, and sailors don't have time for that.

They bloody well do

[Ray.]

Originally Posted by Beso

No, that would be a 3 way docking session, and sailors don't have time for that.

They do when it's eight bells.

[Oliver_W]

Originally Posted by Beso

Googling is cheating.

Why ask the question if a correct answer must have been reached via cheating?

Originally Posted by Ray.

They rub their three sticks together

[Parmy]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

You could have waited for a bit..

But oh, no...mr premature strikes again.

Anyway, what's the next puzzle to solve to keep the thread going?

Mr clever brouges

[Parmy]

Originally Posted by Oliver_W

Why ask the question if a correct answer must have been reached via cheating?

Oh get off my back, don't think I've not noticed your snidey ways lately.

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Beso

You could have waited for a bit..

But oh, no...mr premature strikes again.

Anyway, what's the next puzzle to solve to keep the thread going?

Mr clever brouges

That’s why I spoilered it.

[The Human Santapede]

It's more powerful than God.
It's more evil than the devil.
The poor have it.
The rich need it.
If you eat it, you'll die.
What am I?

[Cherry Christmas]

white bread

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Cherie

white bread

No.

[Ammi]

…Twitter…?…X-site…

[Parmy]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

It's more powerful than God.
It's more evil than the devil.
The poor have it.
The rich need it.
If you eat it, you'll die.
What am I?

Gohnaria

[Merry Mockmas]

Cause friction?

Basically they all rub their Cigarettes up against each other.

[Alf]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

It's more powerful than God.
It's more evil than the devil.
The poor have it.
The rich need it.
If you eat it, you'll die.
What am I?

Nothing or as we say up North, Nowt

[Oliver_W]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

It's more powerful than God.
It's more evil than the devil.
The poor have it.
The rich need it.
If you eat it, you'll die.
What am I?

Idle hands?

Spoiler:

[Parmy]

Originally Posted by Mystic Mock

Cause friction?

Basically they all rub their Cigarettes up against each other.

We've kinda had that already..it wasnt nice then, and it's not nice now.