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Old 17-08-2024, 09:50 AM #1
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3 men on a boat have 4 cigarettes but nothing to light them!

How do they light them?

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They get off the boat and ask someone for a light
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No...the boat isnt near land.
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They pull the seat plank up and break it in half.

They put the two halves together to make a whole.

They climb through the hole and escape.
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No...the boat isnt near land.
They ask the woman for a light
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3 men on a boat have 4 cigarettes but nothing to light them!

How do they light them?
They rub their three sticks together
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I actually know the answer to this

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If they toss one cigarette over board it makes the boat a cigarette lighter
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Googling is cheating.
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They rub their three sticks together
No, that would be a 3 way docking session, and sailors don't have time for that.
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They bloody well do
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No, that would be a 3 way docking session, and sailors don't have time for that.
They do when it's eight bells.
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You could have waited for a bit..

But oh, no...mr premature strikes again.

Anyway, what's the next puzzle to solve to keep the thread going?

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But oh, no...mr premature strikes again.

Anyway, what's the next puzzle to solve to keep the thread going?

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That’s why I spoilered it.
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It's more powerful than God.
It's more evil than the devil.
The poor have it.
The rich need it.
If you eat it, you'll die.
What am I?
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If you eat it, you'll die.
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Cause friction?

Basically they all rub their Cigarettes up against each other.
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It's more evil than the devil.
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Nothing or as we say up North, Nowt

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What am I?
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Cause friction?

Basically they all rub their Cigarettes up against each other.
We've kinda had that already..it wasnt nice then, and it's not nice now.
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