[Merry Mockmas]

Originally Posted by Mystic Mock

Here it is, and I won't be giving out any clues this time.

Am sad ak-47 needs snow psychics, my bite ascends choking bots, Stuart's after brothels motor smart abandons big aggravation, ability brother moans Stuart's chair beginning bromance, sunday ascending badly.

It looks like gibberish, but there is a message to decipher from this post, can you find it?

The answer is in plain sight you could say.

And probably not as clever as you were initially thinking.

I'm guessing that you thought that my message was more deep anyway.

@MTVN